[Intro: Luke Skywalker]
Hey, how did my father die?

[Verse 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker]
Forty-nine times we fought that beast
Your old man and me
It had a chicken head with duck feet
With a women's face too
Aw, that's rad!
And it was waiting in the bushes for us
Then it ripped off your dad's face
He was screaming something awful
In fact, there was this huge mess, and I had to the change the floors
The floors?

[Pre-Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
You see, his blood, it drained into the boards, and I had to change 'em
But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

[Chorus: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love
Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love
[Verse 2: Luke Skywalker]
Yo, never knew my dad, he didn't care about me
Dead horizon is all my macro-binoculars see
Moisture farming all my life and not a drop spilt
My aunt and uncle, double suns, and sipping blue milk
My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk

[Pre-Chorus 2: Luke Skywalker & Obi-Wan Kenobi]
But then a desert hobo came and told me
We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

[Chorus: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love
Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

[Bridge 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker & R2-D2]
Hold me when I open like a flower
Hold me right
Yeah I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time
A long time
I think my cooking's awesome
I've got her picture in my photo wagon
Ha ha, keep it poppin'
Yeah, she'd probably love to honkey-tonk
She'd probably love to honkey-tonk
That's what I said, hmm
[Bridge 2: Luke Skywalker & Obi-Wan Kenobi]
(Waiting for us)
I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no
(Waiting for us)
I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find any more
Crispy bodies by the door

[Verse 3: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker]
Forty-nine times
Yeah, it was forty-nine times, and now it might be waiting for you
Could be hiding behind that scrap pile
That's just a big cow

[Pre-Chorus 3: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
I know you really want someone to hold you
But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

[Chorus: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Yeah, every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love
Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love
[Outro: Luke Skywalker & Obi-Wan Kenobi]
(Waiting for us)
I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no
(Waiting for us)
I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no