Verse 1

[JJ]
"I have to go wash up,"
Mommy Says
"Can't have an old roach cup,"
Mommy Says
"I have to go to sleep,"
Mommy Says
That she can never fix my special tights

Chorus 1

[JJ]
I'm sick of all my folks sayin'
"Son, you shouldn't wear a wig
You got the best hair EVER!"

[Coach Barney]
Yeah, you got the wig money
Listen, kid, sit a spell with me

[JJ]
So tired of creepy bodies under the dinner table

[Coach Barney]
What?
[JJ]
Y'know

Verse 2

[JJ]
"I have to squirrel jump,"
Mommy Says

[Coach Barney]
"Build a castle out of meat,"

[JJ]
'Cause Mommy Says

[Coach Barney]
"Let go of my finger,"

[JJ]
Mommy Says
That she can never find my missing socks

Chorus 2

[JJ]
I'm sick of grumpy folks sayin'
"Son, you shouldn't wear a wig
You got the best hair EVER!"
[Coach Barney]
Yeah, you got the wig money
C'mon, kid, tеll me 'bout the wig

[JJ]
I kinda want my mind just to go to sleep

{Coach Barney]
I gеt it

Bridge

[Coach Barney]
I'm cold and I can hear you
No, I won't ride a bike outside if there's birds

[JJ]
Mommy Says
'Cause Mommy Says

[Coach Barney]
And if a pig is really skinny
Please don't eat it
Leave it be, 'cause I really need it

Verse 3
[JJ]
"I live in a woodshop,"
Mommy Says

[Coach Barney]
"Make a custard out of moss,"

[JJ]
Mommy Says

[Coach Barney]
"Sell all my vinegar,"

[JJ]
Mommy Says
Hey, sniff my fist!