[Verse 1]
I was a dumbass, drinking in a Volkswagen
I was a hero looking for the heroine
I was lost, I was gone
I was an alcoholic loser gunnin' for the end
And I know I played myself like an accordion
I wasn't lost, nah, I was gone

[Chorus]
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore

[Refrain]
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na

[Verse 2]
Yeah, I know I got a lot of potential
But that ain't gonna make me successful
And I know I got a lot of ambition
But that just led to addiction
And I want to be a musician, or a doctor, or a lawyer, or magician
Maybe even a fucking politician
So I could blame it all on religion!
(oh my God!)
[Chorus]
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore

[Verse 3]
I got fired from my job, but I need a vacation
Just another good excuse for inebriation
That's how I fuck myself and call it masturbation
Yea, I fuck myself and call it masturbation, ha-ha
I used to eat pills, but now I just eat kale
I'm three years sober and I'm still hungover
Yeah, I'm three years sober and I'm still hungover
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!

[Bridge]
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!
Still hungover!
Still hungover!
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!

[Chorus]
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
[Refrain]
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na