[Chorus]
Everyone comes to the Freak Show
To laugh at the Freaks and the Geeks
Everyone comes to the Freak Show
But nobody laughs when they leave

[Mr. Skull]
"We are only equal in the grave and in the dark"
Said a man whose head was halfway eaten by a shark
"You might ask me why I would continue on like this
I doubt that I would know, I could only make a guess:
Half a mouth may not be much but it's still half a kiss"

[Chorus]
Everyone comes to the Freak Show
To laugh at the Freaks and the Geeks

[Herman]
Life is a lot like the Freak Show
Cause nobody laughs when they leave