[Intro]
People must be left alone
Unless they have a happy home

[Radio]
...to partly cloudy. The central part of the country, especially the Pit area, currently has clear skies but that condition could soon change due to an unusual influx of unseasonably cool winds sweeping down into the infamous Pit heat. Meanwhile here on the west coast the weather has continued much as it has for the last week

[Verse]
When it was back when
We would not pretend
We were only friends

[Radio]
We interrupt our regular program for this special announcement. Our telometer is reporting that a large storm has developed in the vicinity of the Pit area. Any travelers who might be headed towards that distant region are encouraged to delay further plans until this storm has passed