[Intro]
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear birthday boy
Happy birthday to you
Hooray!

[Verse 1]
Bulging eyes abound about the birthday boy today;
Screaming, "Creaming eyes!" screamed he, his mother looked away
"Creaming eyes explode upon an apple pirate toad
And if an injun ate a plate, hah, I'd laugh and live abode."

[Verse 2]
Nervousness itself was shifting guests against the door
"Oh, forgive us dear, but, uh, baking beer is what we should be near."
"Bye," the bothered birthday boy said, "Bye," the bothered birthday boy said
"Bye or sell or bye, bye or sell or bye."

[Outro]
"Happy, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me, hee hee
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me"