[Chorus]
Santa Dog!
(a Jesus Fetus)
Santa Dog!
(a Jesus Fetus)
Santa Dog!
(a Jesus Fetus)
Has no presents
Has no presence
In the future
In the future

[Verse 1]
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)
A fleeting and a greeting scene of effervescent eaves
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)
A greeting and a meeting team of horses and frosty words
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)
A greeting and a cheating team and other noxious herbs
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)

[Chorus]
Santa Dog
Santa Dog!
[Verse 2]
Bing bing bing, a-bong bong bong, snowness and of sleeves
Bing bing bing, a-bong bong bong, effervescent eaves
Bing bing bing, a-bong bong bong, horses and frosty words
Bing bing bing, a-bong bong bong, other noxious herbs

[Verse 3]
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)

[Chorus]
Santa Dog!
(a Jesus Fetus)
Santa Dog!
(a Jesus Fetus)
Santa Dog!
(a Jesus Fetus)
Has no presents
Has no presence
In the future
In the future

Santa Dog!
(a Jesus Fetus)
Santa Dog!
(a Jesus Fetus)
Santa Dog!
(a Jesus Fetus)
Has no presents
Has no presence
In the future
In the future