I'M NOT CRAZY!
He was the one who came undone and had to run away - NOT ME!
He was the one who got dumped and hid out in a cave - NOT ME!
He was the one who thought his fun would never go away - NOT ME!
He was the one who succumbed to his own charade - NOT ME!

Life at first amused him, then callously abused him
Leaving him confused in a most peculiar way
And when this happened to him, he clearly came unglued and
Everyone who knew him said he was not the same

Everyone is crazy and all alone
Everyone is crazy and own their own
Everyone is crazy when they get lonely
Everyone is crazy and needs a homie
Everyone is crazy and NO ONE KNOWS that
Everyone is crazy in a one-man show
CRAZY!