He has got a secret room that protects him like a tomb
I have got a secret room, no one even knows it's there
I have got a secret room, it's full of tenderness and care
I have got a secret room, no one knows exactly where
I have got a secret room, I need it like a bird needs air

There's a big eyeball that sings, there's a duck with lifeless wings
And a bottle with a thing that no one knows
There's my favorite catfish and a boy with a blemish
And the butcher shop I wish that I could own
There's a girlfriend that I had who was good when she was sad
There's a silver helmet and a pig's jawbone
There's a deer foot on a shelf, and a picture of myself
Looking like a lonely elf that lost his home

He has got a secret room that protects him like a tomb