Hello, everybody!
How y'all doin tonight?
Well, here we are again!
Got a nice little show all worked up for ya!
It's just gonna be a wonderful, wonderful show!
Yes, yes, yes, you're just gonna be crazy about it!

Well, we're gonna start off now with a nice little song all about
Evil and wicked spirits!
You think you're gonna like it?!

Oh mommy! Oh mommy! Can't you see?
There's somethin' devilish tryin' to get inside of me!
The feeling is terrible, you have to see
There's somethin' devilish tryin' to get inside of me!
I masturbate! I smoke a joint! Can't you see? Can't you see? Can't you see? Can't you see?
There's somethin' devilish tryin' to get inside of me!

Blood eyes, cat eyes, coming after me
Oh, God, there's somethin' devilish tryin' to get inside of me!
The pain! The pain! It's eatin' up me!
I need fiends, John, George, help me, please!
There's somethin' devilish tryin' to get inside of me!
There's crazy girls sayin' nothin' words to me!
Oh Lordy, it's madness, can't you see?
There's somethin' devilish tryin' to get inside of me!