Once I had a little girl
Sweetest girl, the whole wide world
I love her and she love me
She’ll sail away across the big blue sea

Never figure that Roy stuffed Trigger
It won’t fail and next he'll stuff Dale

Never knew why she sailed away
Just came home and bob right a day
Finding a way to another land
Join myself up a rock n roll band

Never figure that Roy stuffed Trigger
It won’t fail and he'll stuff Dale

Playing my guitar and sing a song
Somehow all seem to be wrong

Then one day at a streak of luck
Heard my baby been hit by a truck

Never figure that Roy stuffed Trigger
It won’t fail and next, he'll stuff Dale

Kill that Trigger!