I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying...

Sitting on a corn flake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy; you let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo, goo g'joob

Mr. City, policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo, goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo, goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob
Expert text-pert choking smokers
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing "Hare Krishna"
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo, goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob
Goo, goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob g'goo