I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they go
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation t-shirt
You are a bloody Tuesday, man
You been a naughty girl
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
I am the eggmen
Goo goo g'joob

Mr. City Policeman
Sitting pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they go
I'm crying
I'm cry...
I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crab a locker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Man you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman
I am the eggmen
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
I am the eggmen
Goo goo g'joob

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Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
Ha ha ha!
See how they fly
Like a Lucy in the sky
See how they go
I'm crying
Semolina pilchards
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
I am the eggmen
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob