[Verse 1]
Sheepdog
Standing in the rain
Bullfrog (wup-wup)
Doing it again
Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles
What makes you think you're something special when you smile?

[Verse 2]
Child-like
No one understands
Jack knife
In your sweaty hands
Some kind of innocence is measured out in years
You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears

[Chorus]
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me

[Verse 3]
Big man
Walking in the park
Wigwam
Frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is measured out in you
You think you know me but you haven't got a clue
[Chorus]
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me

[Outro – Harris speaking to a dog making noises]
What can you do?
(R-r-r-ruff!)
Yeah! Haha
Anything else?
(Hey bulldog!)

(*panting noises*)
Mmhm...
(Hey bulldog!)

Can you do an impression of a wolf?
(Aw-awk! Awk!)
(Hey bulldog!)

Not a whimp impression –
A wolf impression!
(Ruh-ruh, Rao-ooh!)
(Hey bulldog!)
Yeah, that's pretty good!
Good one!
(Hey bulldog!)

Hah!
(*sniffing noises*)
(Hey bulldog!)

That's enough, that's enough
(*sniffing noises*)
(Hey bulldog!)

Yes... That's enough!
(Ruh, row-ow-ow!)
(Ruff, ruf-ruf-ruff!)
(Hey bulldog!)

Good dog!
Ha-ha-ha, ha!
(Hey bulldog!)

(Ruff, ruf-ruf-ruff, ruff!)
(Hey bulldog!)

(*sniffing and panting noises*)
(Hey bulldog!)
(Ruff, ruf-ruff, row-ow!)
(Hey bulldog!)

(Arf, awf)