Morning Anthony
Hey! Where's Hani’s drip? (Pyro)
Hani's drip ceremony is tonight
What's his drip?!
We’re gonna find out
What's your drip?! (Pyro)
Who's asking?
(BEAT) Deez!
Well, “Nuts,” I can't just talk about myself, because I'm not part of the hoooorible Hodges
(Everyone) Who are all of the horrible Hodges?
Damn, you guys aren't gonna fuck off, are you? Hodges house, help me out here
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Drawers
Floors
Doors
Let's go
This is their home
They've got every generation
So full of retards
A rhythm of its own design
This is the servеr
An ugly constellation
So much shit and everybody gеts to wipe
Whoa
But let’s be clear, Anthony runs this show, whoa
He met the Hodges many years ago, whoa
And every year our servers members grow
There’s just a lot you've simply got to know, so
Welcome to the Family Ho-odges
The home of the Family Ho-odges (i’m not them!)
Where all the people are quite horrible and terrible
I'm not part of the Family Ho-odges
(Everyone) Oh shit balls, it's them
Where's all the drip? (I don’t remember all their fits!)
Also I don't know who is who
Alright, alright, relax
Bu-ut we are mildly interested in this!
Tell us everything, where is your drip?
Just please tell us who everyone is! (Pyro)
And that's why you need to shut up
My homie Ma-addox
His mood affects the server
When he's unhappy
Well, the messages gets weird
Next up It's Zimmy
We don't talk about Zimmy
They say he went to work, one day he disappeared
Oh! And that's my man Remmey, here's his deal, whoa
The truth is, his mic is shit fo real, whoa
His recipes are remmey-dies for real
If you don't care, imagine how I feel, Man!
No one likes the Family Ho-odges
The home of the Family Ho-odges
(I'm not them!)
I know it sounds quite horrible and terrible
I'm not part of the Family Hodges
Two guys slapped the Family Ho-odges
And now they're part of the Family Ho-odges
So yeah, Duane slapped Maddox
And then Gustavo slapped Remmey
That's how Anthony slapped Vincent Hodges
(let's go, let's go!)
We swear to always
Kill those around us
And earn the hodges name
That somehow found us
The server keeps growing
The world keeps turning
But work and dedication will keep the hodges burning
And each new generation must keep the hodges burning
Wait, who's inactive and who is active?
There's so many members
How do you keep them all straight? (Pyro)
Okay, okay, okay, okay
I literally don't know
So, let's turn the sound up, you know why?
I think it's time for a member round up
(member round up)
Amigo Pyro is an Australian
Dens schizophrenic
Hani gets some drip today
Some other homies
Cord Dickinson and Jimmy
One weak, one tweakin'
Garbage in every way
(Cord Dickinson)
Throws it back, the server goes wild
(Cord Dickinson)
He's an awful terrible child
(Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!)
And Jimmy's super frail
The twink and the jawn always fail
That's life in the Family Ho-odges (whoa)
Now you know the Family Ho-odges (whoa)
Where all the people are quite horrible and terrible (whoa)
That's why I'm not in the Family Hodges, adios!
What family are you in?
Ha
Well, I gotta go, Im not part of the Ho-odges (whoa)
But now you all know the Family Ho-odges (whoa)
I never meant this to get all about Jack C. Miller (whoa)
So just to review the Family Ho-odges
Let's go
It starts with Anthony
And then homie Maddox, he handles the server (but what about Jack Miller?) (everyone)
My buddy Remmey is somewhat friendly and has awful mic quality (but what about Jack Miller?) (everyone)
My chum Gustavo, well
He is a dumbass but he means well (but what about Jack Miller?) (everyone)
Hey, you said you wanna know who everyone is
I got buddies and homies and (Jack Miller) (everyone)
My amigo Den Power is a schizophrenic furry gay (Jack Miller) (everyone)
My homie Pyro is upside down loads of miles away (Jack Miller) (everyone)
Look, it's Heebs Hani Jewani, hey
You can slap Cordington if you wanna but (Jack Miller) (everyone)
Between you and me, he's kind of a fucking pussy
Yo, I've said too much and fuck you now I've really gotta go (Jack Miller) (everyone)
This family's terrible (Jack Miller) (everyone)
And i hate this family, so (Jack Miller) (everyone)
Well
Jack Miller!
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What are you doing...?
Uh, they were just asking about the Hodges and I –
He was about to tell us about what family he's from!
Oh, Jack's one of us Hodges