I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, yeah
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo a'joob

Mister City policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow-matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo a'joob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo a'joob
G'goo goo g'joob

Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard
Oh, she's climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo a'joob g'goo goo g'joob, joob
Joob, joob, joob

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Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun