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♫ ULTIMATE SUPER SMASH BROS RAP - [PART 3] ♫
[Little Mac - Zach Boucher]
Ay
Sprinting in with these punches I hit with so much destruction
Don't flinch when I uppercut, never miss, I'm not one to fuck with
Stuck 'cause when I push you down, jabbing and locking you into the ground
When I turn around you won't be escaping your fate in the making when hearing this sound (uh)

POW for the crowd, send everyone out of bounds
The bruiser straight out the Bronx, you're never taking me down now!
This is how I swing, so much power I'mma bring
Don't you dare to think to step into this ring

[Ike - Mat4yo]
You're looking for a legend but you won't have a clue 'till a Hero this radiant dawns on you
It's the Mighty Ike, likе a knight I strike with a scythe made from iron and dynamitе
By the Crimean army I'm honored, with true skills that I learned from my father
You'd be mad trying to start up a war with a king who's clad in this super armor!

I'll Quick Draw my Ragnell on you with a flame so cool that it burns bright blue (Ooh!)
私の5フィートの剣のために準備する
Slow and steady, too heavy for these speedsters
One swing'll knock ya into the Great Aether
Not for glory, for my friends I fight
Just ask the audience who they like

[Lucario - TryHardNinja]
Combos, combos, combos, aura's high
Day dreams got these K.O's on my mind
All your hopes of glory, let 'em die
'Cause Lucario has got his eyes on the prize
Smash it all down, I'm making bodies rain
Stack the combo, I'm adding to the chain
Charge the sphere up and knock you out of place
Brawl in top form, I energize the game
When you slow down I'm picking up the pace
When you hit me I'm picking up your strength
You think I'm under the level that you play?
Come to B tier and say that to my face, punk

[Sheik - Trickywi]
I'm a fear to the weak, Queen of the Shadows, I'm the Sheik
Coming in from the smoke, you wouldn't know it was me
You aren't surviving this Sheikah, you never touching me either
I am the goddess on the top, an assassin underneath

Always landing all this damage 'til you panic, now you're irked
I got plenty different options, putting in all of this work
And then I'll vanish, and you're looking famished
Let me fill you with the hurt
Unmasking 'cause I'm laughing, beating you into the dirt

[Diddy Kong - Adam Purski]
Oh, who's this? Oh, you don't really know?
It's Diddy to the Kong you bitch (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
F*** Donkey Kong 'cause I'm the one
I'm not the one you should be messing with (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Here we go, you don't really wanna go smash
Can't hold back 'cause you know I'mma go nuts
Getting on the stage, yeah, Diddy on the way
Ain't P Diddy, no biggie, I wanna say that I'm winning every game
Hit 'em with a B
Peanut popgun, you're in a pinnacle of pain
I'll put you in a grave when I monkey flip
I thought you were the best, where's your confidence?
I'm three stocks up, get a lead on Kong?
Nah nah, slippin' every minute 'cause you couldn't really hit it
Now that is called "Smash Dysfunction"
You can go to Dr. Mario for tablets until you ain't rollin' in my barrel
There's no mass appeal
I'll make that head pop when I let the banana peel, you motherf-

[Dark Pit - GameboyJones]
Yo, yo
Dark Pit, you can put that on a hashtag
I'm about to take my foot and put it in they ass crack
People want to say that I'm evil, but yo, I'm past that
You can catch the tip of my blade, I got a fast slash
Ain't nobody gonna test this might
I'll shock fist with the left when I hit you right
All black with my clothes, I don't mess with white
I was cloned to be dark, I don't miss the light, now

UP+B, got your boy lookin' so fly
Oh my, I just took a stock with my dope rhymes
Bovine, I don't need your bull 'cause I'm gon' shine
Watch me hit the battle field, I'm makin' this my show time
Got these arrows, my aim is so straight and narrow
I'm getting right to the marrow when I pierce into your barebones
Yeah! Palutena, she can talk shit
But I am higher in the ranks, call me Dark Pit

[Pit - Divide]
I could take you so high you know
It doesn't matter where I drop the arrow
I'm making all the shots that I throw
Keeping K.O's on frequent, see 'em go down
Nobody said nobody I can't take out
I'm gonna hit 'em and split 'em providing the damage that they've been missing
Giving all that's with 'em a little something, not bluffin'
I don't fear 'em, just keep it moving, no chance improving
I'm disapproving when you always keep losing
I know
You think that there is still hope
Shield up, reflecting all that you throw
Pit's the name, welcome to the show

[Shulk - NoneLikeJoshua]
Aye
This ain't a rap though, it's Monado Art
Dissin' all the Smash Bros every time I got to start
You know that flow, written in a chronicle
Xenoblade, fast, slow, doesn't matter 'cause I'm Shulk!
My vision showed me that you will lose
I counter all attacks, Back Slash too soon
A fireflower spittin' more flame than you do
Time to activate Speed Art on the noobs

Stayin' above the rest by jumping over their heads
I'm bustin' up your defense because my shield is best but now your luck is less
Monado cuttin' up the decks
You thought I was runnin' alone but Riki, Dunban and Fiora with the Final Smash coming next

[Zero Suit Samus - ThighHighSenpai]
Showing utility, skillfully smashing you out of the map
It's my mobility, willfully you will not want to come back
I do it differently, killing you instantly, just my ability
Hitting you with an efficiency that will sufficiently end you with just one attack

Out of my suit, but stayin' the best beacuse you suck
Flipping, I'm kicking you through, jump
Papers are in for review, chump
Time's up
Paralyze yuh, clarified yuh, fried alive, I'm-
Showing you the passion for action to make a paradise, uh!

[Lucina - Chi-Chi]
Coming in from a distant future
Gonna show how to do it right, boy
Say you wanna smash? Bitch please, I came here for the fight
I don't have time to mess around
Gotta save the world, to keep it spinning round
Try to hit me up and I'll cut you down
Swing my sword to the sky, as you hit the ground, ow!

You know I'm here to conquer
Best bitch up on the roster
Representing Fire Emblem in this game of brutes and busters
I'm the queen of KO's, first choice of all the best players
And to all the haters listening in?
Call me Marth again, I dare ya

[Greninja - Tokumei]
Another ninja on the battlefield, hit me, I am unannealed
Sleeping on a Frokie but evolved into something real
Cut you into pieces with some deadly water shurikens
Slipping out the shadows then attack you at your weaknesses
Placed above the rest when you talk about the tier list
Tried to fucking nerf me, but honestly didn't do shit
So when you see me dropping each character off of the populous
Believe that it's Greninja taking each victory from your pocket, bitch

Uh, let me slow it down
What do I gotta prove in order to take the crown?
Like Little Mac bruised, you scrubs are going down
You dudes not losing is something I laugh about, yeah!
DOWN+B, then your life is gone
I come to kill, there ain't no one I'm going easy on
You lack the skill to handle the greatest Pokémon
Now enjoy the thrill of your hope being smashed upon

[King Dedede - FabvL]
King D on the map
Come and step to me, better know I'mma snap
Should be S tier, ice cold with a bat
Better run, I'mma lay you flat with a slap
Now I'm ready to Smash, you think that you're fast
But everybody quick with the dash are never a match
It's sickening how brittle and rash you move, it's unnatural
I'm sending Link to the Past, make Charizard ash

I'm taking out the trash, hammer down, you're flat
Combo wrap around the back, come in to get all again, it's a wrap
Got 'em making a plaque, never taking any damage attack
Have you Mr Game & Watching, blame the lag, you're bad
Stealing all your lives, give me the trophy
Bunch-a side kicks, might as well call you Yoshi
Moving slowly, but every time I hit the threats posing
It's lonely up here at the top but I'm coping

[Wario - Justin]
Wah-hah! Make way for the tank
Rich gold in these bars, wait 'till I break the bank
Think you got a chance against the microgame cast?
Then I'll set off stuff in the back such as gas! (Woo!)
These fools got nothing on me
When the sight of the bike makes the scene starts to scream
Well known as the man that's always quirky
Now get caught under these wheels because you know I'm ridin' dirty (Haa!)

I'm a superhero, "W" is what it's about
Chomped up some bars as I literally chewed you out
Rocked this franchise for a decade, you can try to take a spin but
It's been clear from the start that I'mma gonna win!

[Rosalina & Luma - HalaCG (Rosalina, Luma)]
The best team you'll ever encounter
All of our enemies scatter
Even when frozen and battered
Luma the star has my back (Yeah!)
Gliding through the sky, graceful as we fly
We'll be dodging, maneuvering, it'll be air that you strike
Luma's brightly glowing, as I go in, I'm flowing
Knowing you don't stand a chance with our potentials only growing

Powerful defending keeps preventing our streaks ending
While my magics abide, turning the tides, making moves on who's contending
I've got power from the galaxies, you guys won't be that hard to beat
It's time that we rule this arena, first place goes to Rosalina

[Palutena - EileMonty, (Palutena, Choir, Both)]
Well, excuse me princess! Got something to address
The goddess of light here taking flight, dear, use your power with all your might
Fear my celestial fire, my radiance purifier
Too bad for you, of course you'll lose, darling
Preach to the choir!

She will attack with heavenly grace (Heavenly Light!)
And then she'll laugh right in your face (Hahahaha!)
Against a Mega Laser we wish you luck!
I don't give a flying fuuuu-eather!
Everything you can do, I can do better

[Robin - Rustage]
Time to tip the scales!
I'm in it to win it, begin it
Exhibit abilities, killing it, literally
Write your obituary
Hitting Ylissean powers, devour, ignore durability
This my mission, I'm causing attrition
You're missing, I know your position
A licensed tactician, I'm leaving you wishing you listened to visions I gave you of twisted ambitions (RAH!)

Lighting every body bit, I spit
Critting, I embody blitz, I hit
Finish every bloody git, that's it
Knocking you into the pit
I'm a caster powered on
Leave you blasted 'til you're gone
You won't last after you spawn
They should leave you out like Chrom

[Dr. Mario - Cam Greely / VideoGameRapBattles]
Ay!
Pop a couple pillies and I'll sell a couple milli
See who got the sickest flow now that the doctor's in the buildin'
Try to step to Mario, I bet that you will not be feelin' very hot after this fever
Leaves you with a case of chillies, really

Spittin' like I'm illy, need to hit the THC (Aye!)
Y'all be cancer, I'm the cure, just check the PHD (Aye!)
You can call me biased but this game has got a virus
And the meds that I'm prescribing is the Doc in SSB (Aye!)
My diagnosis ends
You'll never fight again
You're in my hospital so take your vitamins

[Olimar - ShueTube]
Smashing the beat, bitch, it's Olimar
Captain of going hard, packing heat, strapped with a load of bars
Badly defeat any foe I spar
Most my opponents are weak and they stink like they blowin' farts
I think it's so bizarre, say they got bars but they flow is par
Say they go hard, I say "No, ya aren't"
Wait till I pull ya card, make the KO'in start
Slaying these lames paying no regard

Say it's a game, well I'm throwin' darts
Whipping these Pikmin, I throw em' far
Stick to my victims, they grip em' and hold ya arm
Wicked lil shits stay equip with invoking harm
Stripping your health, getting dealt with a loaded charge
Keep getting helplessly pelted and pulled apart
Need to get help, ring the bell, you too slow to guard
Seizing the belt for myself
Welp, it's over, darn

[Jigglypuff - Siege Rising]
Puffed up and ready with a steady attack
Now where you at? Pimp slapping you right off of the map
Give it a rest, you could never best me, test me
No contesting, while I'm professing my zest
I'mma Rollout quick
Spittin' bars so sick
You have never seen a Pokémon move like this
The name is Jigglypuff, you keep on actin' tough
This fight is rough, 'cause baby, I don't need a buff

Taking every single life while I'm making-
Combos swifter than a knife 'cause I'm slating
Hating on me, cause' I am the champ
There's no debating, because I'm revamped
I'mma smack you down and win this match
That's a catch, my fresh batch of moves and attacks
You're afraid, and don't know what to do
Who will be my next victim? I choose you

[Wii Fit Trainer - RockitGaming]
Wii Fit getting ripped
(Let me) Let me skip to the gym
Stacking up my defense, I'll be breathing solo
Yoga mobility combo, downward facing dog and it's all about the stretch, yo
3 sets, 10 reps
Putting up 2 hunny, pumping out my chest
Lunge then I drop with a goblet squat
It's a full body workout, let me Smash your hitbox

Sun salutation, I'm calculating a knock out
I've been training day in and out
Waiting to wear the Smash crown
Packing on pounds, continuously working out
It's why the call me the Wii Fit Trainer
Meteor smash, now you're all in danger

[R.O.B - Lyrical]
Fuck Wall-E bitch, it's R.O.B
AKA mech G.O.D
CPU on UFC, you 3PO I'm 2OP
This AI killing PVP with rockets spitting H-O-T
Since NES, the real OG
I don't KO, you D-I-E

I rock-em sock-em, leaderboards I top 'em
Take your stocks and drop 'em
Princesses take off dresses so they be on my hard drive often
Scrap ClapTrap, as fresh as the best
Ness backpack, crowd on that laugh track
Get your ass smacked back to the last map
Then call Duck Hunt homie, 'cause you're gonna need Aflak

[Duck Hunt - DefMatch]
Get a taste of dog meat everytime I lob skeets
Maybe got rabies, beware sharp teeth
Knocking someone out the ring? Maybe, sucker, not me
My master's got a shotgun, you don't want beef
Always kicking Hogans alley cans smoking the finale, damn
Beware explosion, choke in Death Valley, fam
Nothing better than a dog and a duck
Cause there's airborne fangs that will tear you up! [?]

Armed to the teeth, I'm in your zone with a beat down
Leave you wheezing, hardly breathing, bleeding, you won't rebound
Tweek em's all I need [?]
This is all I need [?]
Good boys never die
Leash's off, I'm free [?]
Crack of the rifle sounds, back or you might go down
Some breeds might get startled, yeah, but I like it loud
Come in different combinations like dalmatians (Hahaha)

[Ganondorf - NemRaps]
Yeah, yeah
You know who the man is, Super Villain landing
My friends call me Ganondorf, you can call me Ganon
Float across the map and bust yo ass with a flame choke
Literally whipping Link to ashes, flame smoke
Swing my cape (uh), and throwing up my fist (uh)
They try to copy my swag (uh), but they can't do it like this
Anybody ready to battle, they might miss
I'm about to break you down with a high kick
Everybody calling me evil like I'm sick, but what would you do with a blade like this? (Huh?)

See me swinging my sword?
Gonna slash you life, I'm takin' it by force
Gonna smash yo wife, she naked on my floors
Ménage à trois, we makin' a Tri-force (Ha!)
Yeah I hit that, better get back, or you 'bout to get smacked to the side of the level
I'm the King of the Thieves, better think twice 'fore you look into the eyes of a devil

Beast Mode!
I'm taking on at least four
I eat foes, you gon' need combos and cheat codes
Please, yo
I don't give a damn about no hero
Link? No
Sheik? No
I'm the Demon King, ho