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Splatoon Rap Battle (Shooter vs. Charger vs. Roller)
[Shooter]
Coming up first is the best they got
Blastin' foes on the walls with a Splattershot
Squelchin' Inklings in the fray
Juniors gettin' aerosprayed
Got my automatic weapons and I go berserk!
You're the clean up crew to my dirty work
Splat splat splat! With a rapid win
Beat ya badder than Octarians
Better run or you're in for fun
No way I'm outplayed, I rock the most guns!
Streamed by an endless flow of ink
Pick another class? You best rethink
I'm running! Ya I'm gettin' up close
And gunnin'! Go toe to toe
The box art hero that we've come to know
Trade the most blows and got the most flow
Don't got the guts to take my runs, hope you all enjoy the taste of defeat
I'm the Dali in this art of war and I'll make the world my masterpiece!

[Chorus]
We're sprayin!
No need for praying!
It's time to meet the masters of the game!
We take our chances!
The world's our canvas!
Now we're going hard in the paint!
[Charger]
Now it don't get much harder
Than when you face the Charger!
Whip out a snipe, aim down the sights
And BOOM! You died a martyr
My arsenal's a bit low
And my fire rate's a tad slow
But no matter the range, there's no escape
Cause you're never safe when I unload!
On a streak? You'll lose all hope
When I spot you with my Spatterscope
So blast the walls and have your fun
I'll be picking you off, one by one
I'm a kid now! I'm a squid now!
The Kraken's been released!
You best be afraid of my 3K that takes out instantly!
Droppin' burst bombs on the track!
Your whole team's gettin' splat!
With my Echolocater everyone's under attack!

[Chorus]
We're sprayin!
No need for praying!
It's time to meet the masters of the game!
We take our chances!
The world's our canvas!
Now we're going hard in the paint!
[Roller]
This is what it's all about
Here comes the Roller rollin' out!
Step to the toughest tank alive and you'll be inked and brushed aside
It should be known and understood
That I cover more ground than you ever could
Sit tight, this one's gonna hurt
I'm a Dynamo! Get off my turf!
With your guns you think you're tough?
But I can't be touched with my shields up
Rep's not the best next to my crew
But you'll all be rolled when I come at you!
I'm a killer wail with my melee
Leaving my mark as I hunt my prey!
Foes ask themselves at the end
Is that the paint? Or is that my friend?
I'm flattening! It's maddening!
Nothing will slow me down!
When I roll the world will know who's got the biggest brush around!!

[Chorus x2]
We're sprayin!
No need for praying!
It's time to meet the masters of the game!
We take our chances!
The world's our canvas!
Now we're going hard in the paint!