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Halo 5 vs. Call of Duty Black Ops 3
[COD]
It's the return of the game that made FPS great
I ain’t talkin' about Halo so don't make that mistake
Duty calls, after all, that’s my namesake
Combat Evolved? You came to the game late!
Scopes, sprints, TTK, even frame rate
Halo 3 was your peak, but you ain't the same, mate
Is Halo turning into COD? You might be
Every year that passes you look more and more like me!
[Halo]
So modern technology chose COD to leave hangin'
And like a leaf danglin' we will keep on tea baggin'
Cause this battle's the election! Anyone with half a brain can see
You and your gamers must have forgotten your campaignin'
Stick to revolutions, what you call an evolution
Is a futurstic movement towards the juvenile youth
Oh the mutiny! Stop shooting me!
Or I'll hang up the Call of Duty with an army knife through the feet!
[Chorus]
The biggest names in Triple A!
So pop a disc in, sit and play for days and days!
Welcome to the greatest age of games!
But I wonder which one of us is gonna take the cake!
A good COD game’s awful hard to find
What are you, Cortana? Have you lost your mind?
This battle’s been going on since the dawn of time
But now you're steppin’ on my toes, gotta draw the line!
[COD]
Droppin' bombs is cure, now let me drop a nuke!
I'm outselling Halo in every single COD debut!
Because I'm a veteran, when you step to me I bet it’s scary
Next to your lame campaign, I look legendary!
Spoiler alert, Locke and Master Chief
They only fight in a cutscene, come on that was weak
Forget world wars, I'm putting you in the past
Can you see me in your future? Cause your future is black!
[Halo]
You'll never chart on top, make your bizarre clans stop
If you got target's lock, we'll choke you in a Spartan Locke
So get your Combat Evolved, make your market expand
Or charge with armies of 12 year old's screaming! Pissing their pants!
Your entire franchise is a zombie on juggernog
Multi-killing titles, every year there's another COD!
So if you'll please excuse me, I'm sick of this rebooting
And I have to take a more respectable Call of Doodie *pfft*
[Chorus]
The biggest names in Triple A!
So pop a disc in, sit and play for days and days!
Welcome to the greatest age of games!
But I wonder which one of us is gonna take the cake!
A good COD game's awful hard to find
What are you, Cortana? Have you lost your mind?
This battle's been going on since the dawn of time
But now you're steppin' on my toes, gotta draw the line!
[COD]
You got rid of splitscreen? That's when you lost me
If I want cosmetics, it's probably gonna cost me
I don't know what you're doing or what you're trying to be
But if you want my crown, well that's kind of a Reach
Bringing back the zombies now let the dead rise!
Your saga's got nothing on my epic franchise!
Cortana's long gone, now I'm taking all that's left
All I need's a red ring to put a Halo on your head!
[Halo]
You can't reclaim your history, progression hurt you most
I'll be speeding past your future and I'm not crashing with Ghosts
Halo's flow is flooding by the dozens, you can't fight them all
And if you think you Spitfire, you'd still be ripping off Titanfall!
It's John-117, blue is what my coven's in!
But we will cover you in red were you to break a Covenant!
Your relevance in FPS in ceasing
So who you trying to put to sleep, me? Ha!
Wake me when you need me!
[Chorus]
The biggest names in Triple A!
So pop a disc in, sit and play for days and days!
Welcome to the greatest age of games!
But I wonder which one of us is gonna take the cake!
A good COD game's awful hard to find
What are you, Cortana? Have you lost your mind?
This battle's been going on since the dawn of time
But now you're steppin' on my toes, gotta draw the line!