VideoGameRapBattles
Luigi vs. Tails
[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: TAILS
PLAYER 2: LUIGI
FIGHT!
[Tails (Emi Jones)]
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin' any test!
Appears that Mario is missin' so I'm facing second best!
Pest! This Fox is feastin' on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink
I can see why you're number 2(Ooh!)
It's Coward vs. Prower, you don't want to play, bro
I'll be flying high and storming ya like a Tornado
I'll pass it to the plumber, but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an "L" when you put on that hat
[Luigi (VideoGameRapBattles)]
Usually, I wouldn't battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you're used to being bullied and abused
I'm exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your Elders, you're just 8 years old!
An Inventor like yourself should realize you've been one-upped
It don't take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
So soar all your heart desires you'll still wind up under
When a Fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!
[Tails (Emi Jones)]
With all your fireballs you still can't make a proper roast!
You suck so much that you would think that you were rapping 'gainst a ghost!
[Luigi (VideoGameRapBattles)]
In Terms of Games, I've got the most
I've been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for Gamer's Little Bros
Too young to really play
[Tails (Emi Jones)]
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don't you got a Yoshi to go raise, Mamma Luigi?
[Luigi (VideoGameRapBattles)]
Oh you're talking down to me and acting like you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would wear as a Power Up!
[Tails (Emi Jones)]
You must be afraid, but I know you can't run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You'll forever be recognized as the Green Mario
[Luigi (VideoGameRapBattles)]
You're a Freak of Nature with those tails spinning 'round
I think it's time that this defected dog is finally put down
Your Adventure ends here, I'll use all my Star Power
To be sure your speed now reads no Miles Prower!
[Outro]
GAME OVER!
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VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES