VideoGameRapBattles
Rust vs. Minecraft
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES
Player 1: Minecraft
Player 2: Rust
FIGHT!
[Minecraft (Cam Steady)]
Is it a question who will win this rap?
Tell me which one of us has a classic soundtrack (woah!)
Go check my stacks
I'm diamond while you got a stone in your bag (ayy)
You a recycler please
Craftin' a copy of me and DayZ
A clone of a mod of Arma it's crazy
With no creative mode it's not new it's lazy (woo!)
I'm endless in what I can make
In your game you can't even choose sex or your race
Vacant of content and structures and pleasure
Your game's not a sandbox it's more like a desert!
That's one of your 3 biomes
Got those by the dozеn so you better listen
Sincе 2013 after what I am spitting
This will be the first time they say your game's finished
[Rust (Mat4yo)]
Think your design is creative?
Look at how ugly your face is (uagh)
All of you mutant cubes lookin' so crude
Like you went through miner radiation!
Just face it is understood:
You got too much craftin' but none of it's good
Because when I craft a stick I'ma light up your hood
But when you craft a stick you be slicin' up wood
Can't stop raiders with a little stone sword
You're my spectator like you died in hardcore
It's so absurd you got so many virgins
Your greatest game version online is Bed Wars!
(uagh), I guess your team was alright
Until Notch sold to Microsoft and went alt right!
Despite that he's not the only flunk in my books
Cause people clap less for your Jeb than for Bush!
[Minecraft (Cam Steady)]
Your team said you're all 'bout survival
And not the identity so it makes sense you blend in
You seem to blow up every two years on Twitch
Because each other year we forget you exist!
Though you tried biting me, we're not the same
I'm you with money and critic acclaim!
Coward you best go hide up in your base
I can tell this beginner's Naked and Afraid
[Rust (Mat4yo)]
I know you're bragging and got much to say
About all the creators who brought you your fame
And I know your YouTubers would bring me the same
But I got anti-cheat, so Dream couldn't play!
(ay), I know the pain you've gone through
My game doesn't tend to go easy on noobs
This battle's proof that you're so boring
No wonder why Warner Bros. can't make their movie of you (ooh)
GAME OVER
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