[Intro:]
Bitch!
My name is Dexter
Yuh, yuh, AYE!

[Verse 1:]
I put the D, to the E, to the X, I'm the best
Back in middle school I was nominated best dressed
Do my own shit, the weird shit don't give a fuck about the rest
Walkin' down the street this bitch ran up and said "Sign my breast!"
Press you like a xan' 'cause you talkin' hella reckless (Bitch!)
Touch my family I choke yo ass like my necklace
Talkin' hella bitch ass shit, say it with yo chest, yes
Rockin' rockstar ass jeans, my belt is Guess, yes (Yea)
Watchin' Chucky and it's super funny
I don't give a fuck if you think it's bloody
Give me sucky-sucky and her nose is runny
I don't got no friends; I got bubble buddy
I don't run with fakes, you a Gucci snake
You a funny clown, so I call you Krusty
I be bustin' ass in this rap shit
Through the day and night like I'm Kid Cudi
I'm on PBS 'bouta represent on the television like a Telletubby
All you motherfuckers trying to be a weirdo, so I Alt+Delete 'cause I don't need no copies (Damn!)
Got your bitch and she call me bapi
Call me Houston now, I'm screwed and choppy
Fell in love with her inner beauty
But god damn, she got a big booty
[Chorus:]
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
Money moves call me chess
Fuck a hater, fuck a ex (Fuck 'em!)
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
I'm the host, you the guest
I'm the goat, I'm the best, ha!
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
Money moves call me chess
Fuck a hater, fuck a ex (Fuck 'em)
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
I'm the host, you the guest
I'm the goat, I'm the best (Goat!)

[Verse 2:]
I'ma chinga su madre just like a Mexican
Skinny motherfuckin' flaco lookin' like a skeleton
Have a cough, I get a soda, drink it with some medicine
Sit in my throne like Tony Tone, countin' my blue-face Benjamin's (Aight!)
Quick-scope with a knife, slice, inside your head like lice, mice
Got a juicy burger, take a bite, beat the pussy; Fight Night
Set if you ready, rock a sweater hat like Freddy
Stayin' five nights at Freddy's, yes sir I'm Fetti on Fetti, bitch!
[Chorus:]
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
Money moves call me chess
Fuck a hater, fuck a ex (Fuck 'em!)
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
I'm the host, you the guest
I'm the goat, I'm the best, ha!
Bitch, call me Dex
Bitch, call me Dex
Makin' money moves like checks
Fuck a hater, fuck a ex (Fuck 'em!)
Bitch, call me Dex
Bitch, call me Dex
Makin' money moves like checks
Fuck a hater, fuck a ex, bitch

[Outro:]
The Factory