[Intro: Ghetts, Stana]
Anyway, let's get into this Bed Rock version yeah
Featuring man like Stana yeah
And Venor from South
Say nothing, let's get busy
Yo, Stana, Titch, Venor
Act stupid get slapped stupid
Uh

[Verse 1: Stana]
She said "I love you Stana", I said "I love you too
And all your sisters and your friends and your cousins too"
My baby mum's my number one and you're my number two
So don't screw up your fucking face, you know it's nothing new
I ain't like these other dudes that always smother you
You know them no-hope, stone broke, Bargain Booze
I keep it young and true and phone you when I'm coming through
To bun a zoot, chill and let you blow me like a fucking flute

[Verse 2: Crazy Titch]
So fuck a Bed Rock, I can make the bed drop
Froggy style, doggy style, foot pon shoulder, leg locked
I can make your chick come twice in ten minutes
And have her whole womb twisted like a dredlock
Now I'm underneath, getting brains, headtop
Pull it out, bust on her face, headshot
I told her fuck a 69, babes I'm only young
But we can do a 68 par, I owe you one
[Verse 3: Venor]
See this relationship could only work out my way
I'm a busy man, we'll only link on Fridays
I live with wifey, we could never go to my place
And stop all the messages on Facebook and MySpace
You've got a nice face, I can work with that
But you also need some titties and the perfect back
Don't ask for P's, get on your knees so you can service that
Then jump in the backseat so Mr Venz can work your back

[Verse 4: Stana]
She's such a dick teaser, she loves to wind me up
She likes to roleplay, blindfold and tie me up
'Cause I'm a dirty bastard and she's a grimy slut
And she don't play golf but she deserves The Ryder's Cup
'Cause she's a rider, rider, when I'm inside her gut
She likes to pussy pop, drop, lock and rise it up
Fuck the lovemaking, she just likes to fuck
Sundown to sunrise, my kind of slut

[Verse 5: Crazy Titch]
Robert [?]'s wifey, she was on me once
She wanted every episode like the omnibus
She told me grip her hair tightly, slap her bum lightly
Then she turned an ass or a donkey punch
[?] don't deny it, I don't think so
'Cause B climbed up the drainpipe
And he saw through the window
Whites, come on, you know she's a super hoe bro
I fucked her and then she squirted, super soaker
[Verse 6: Venor]
I love them freaky slags that love to get it on
I phone them anytime, it's never long
I love them chicks that bring a friend so we can get along
I take them to the hotel like Cassidy, cheddar's long
I'm not a baller, baller but still I get it in
That's why these chicks think if they give it up, they'll get a ring
But I'm not spending shit 'cause what's the point in pedalling
And spending it on women when in couple weeks, we'll never link

[Outro: Crazy Titch, Ghetts]
That's the jail fucking rock right there
Guys are doing [?], thinking I was gonna try and sing. I can't sing, I know I can't sing!
Yeah, that's a cold one still
Rolling, you get me