[Intro: Tiffany Haddish & Will Arnett]
Oh great, more singin', right on time
Listen, Bruce
Who's Bruce? (Whoo)
It's nothin' personal (Whoa)
It's just

[Verse 1: Tiffany Haddish & Will Arnett]
I've dated men like you before and you're just not my type (My type?)
Never around during the day, only come out at night (That's right)
Emotionally wounded, dark and brooding all the time (Boo hoo)
Hangin' around with clowns, I don't need that in my life
I ain't Selina Kyle, I ain't no Vicky Vale
I was never into you even when you were Christian Bale
I'm more of a Keaton guy myself
Oh, I loved him as Beetlejuice

[Chorus: Tiffany Haddish & Will Arnett]
I'm just not into Gotham City guys
Well, yeah, we're flawed but that's what makes us so relatable
I'm just not into guys who can't fly
I can fly
The Batwing can fly
Rich boys with gadgets are not my type
What is your type?
Kryptonian men are my kryptonite
Gross!
I'm just not into Gotham City guys
[Verse 2: Will Arnett]
So what? You're not into me. I don't care. But like, listen up
You're clearly (Whoo) just confused, Gotham dudes are the best
We have deep manly (Whoo) voices and insanely ripped pecs (Hey)
We're Affleck-level hot (Whoo) and we're Oprah-level rich (Whoo)
With George Clooney-level charm and Val Kilmer lips
We worked for our powers (Whoo) 'cause we're self-made men
We didn't just get them from the sun like an entitled alien

[Break: Will Arnett & Tiffany Haddish]
Go on one date with me and you'll change your mind
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[Chorus: Tiffany Haddish & Will Arnett]
I'm just not into Gotham City guys
Gimme a chance
No thank you, hard pass
I'm just not into guys who don't wear tights
I used to wear tights, ask Adam West
I'm lookin' for a husband, someone to share my crown
And Gotham men are playboys who would never settle down
Unlike other superheroes who are strong and not afraid
Of commitment and relationships, I won't name any names

[Outro: Tiffany Haddish]
But I'll give you a hint
He's made of steel
And wears a red cape