[Open Mike Eagle]
Found a book of rap verse in my suburban apartment
How much is that old style worth on the market?
Next to grandma’s ceramic urchins and starfish
She said my grandfather worked it from birth to a carcass
Look, there’s serpents and Martians perfectly carved in
Purchased for dirt at a Leimert Church auction
Cause it’s covered in birdshit and smells like an armpit
Sure the verses are tarnished just hit the surface with varnish

[Dumbfoundead]
This style is valued about…
Can we get an aisle price check on it now?
Since Wildstyle it’s gone up a bit
The Dow’s down and it’s not made in Mao’s town
Better buy the vowels now and the consonants on Christmas

Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Goin’ three times
Style sold to the rapper in the long tee
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Goin’ three times
Style sold to the rapper on the blog links
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Goin’ three times
Style sold to the rapper wearing all pink
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Not for sale
Where you think you goin’ with the mic?
[Psychosiz]
My attic is as classic as a Nina Hartley feet apart scene
To rent to the youth who enter the booth
Vintage Taboo
They say it’s depreciated
Nay-sayin’
Inebriated
They just can’t appreciate when greatness isn’t bling related
So get you varnish out
Change the bulbs
Up the watts
They ain’t never seen a style polished out the box
It’s time
I don’t care what I can get for it
I care what I can do with it
It’s mine

[Open Mike Eagle]
Incredible audible elements
What is your bid?
Your attempt to style is a guttural wind
A pitiful verse with nothing but stuttering ends
You’re where urban development ends
Hard fella with delicate skin
Stealing bright pink pelican limb relics from ghetto museums
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Goin’ three times
Style sold to the rapper bitch in lip gloss
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Goin’ three times
Style sold to the rapper with the pimp talk
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Goin’ three times
Style sold to the rapper fistna’ crip walk
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Not for sale
Where you think you goin’ with the mic?

[Dumbfoundead]
What style is that?
Where can I purchase it?
That finger movement and nervous twitch
That Thirsty Fish wordplay that makes perfect sense
That Leimert intensity
Which comes with a certificate of authenticity
No Brian Austin Green
Blossom meets Dawson’s Creek
More like Slauson Street
Gotham geeks on awesome beats
The Blowed is not for sale
We ain’t go to Oxford, Yale
We’re from the school of hard knocks, cops and shotgun shells
[Psychosiz]
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
SOLD
To the cat in the back four rows with the black cornrows
SOLD
To the ragtag Linux holder with the Mac bag backpack on his shoulder
SOLD
To the effeminate gentleman and the women friends who bid with him
We’ll open the bid again and when the bidding ends
We still won’t sell out

Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Goin’ three times
Style sold to the Project Blowed enthusiast
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Goin’ three times
Style sold to the honor role student list
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Goin’ three times
Style sold for the solid gold crucifix
Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Not for sale
Where you think you goin’ with the mic?

That was my favorite style as a youth
My bid is one aged bottle of island Vermouth

No, no, no
How uncouth
To waste such a style on someone as vile as you
I raise your childish brew a thousand proof

Howdy doo
I raise you two chickens and a goat
Oh, seventy-three virgins and a ticket to a Blowed show

Ay, I see you and I raise you three tickets to Paid Dues

My old rap magazines, Ego Trip and Blaze too

Weezy’s lean and a pair of Kanyeezees space boots

An L.A. to the Bay cruise and Pelé’s grass stained shoes

An 8-Track tape of Dave Mustaine singing Strange Fruit

A Jesus Will Save You chain made by Ma$e phase two

SOLD

To the gangsta dude in the Kangol kangaroo training suit

Wearing Gazelles from nineteen eighty-two

With a Dangerdoom facial view
He must be making major moves

With the girl in uncovered fanny and candy colored gator shoes

Amplifying her rehabbed Eve tats on her paid for boobs