[Verse 1]
The sunrise had left her eyes
I knew she wanted to leave
She tried to tell me
But I had one last trick up my sleeve

[Pre-Chorus]
I said, "Girl,"
"I know when times get tough
"Keepin' the love alive can be rough, but"
"Before you say what you wanna say,"
"I gotta speak what's on my mind"
"I gotta tell ya,"

[Chorus]
"I break up with you first"
"I fuckin' break up with you first, and"
"Don't bother asking me if I'm hurt,"
"'Cause I'm not,"
"'Cause I broke up with you first, and"
"I'm gonna need my stuff from your house, 'cause"
"Things just aren't working out, man"
"This decision was totally mine"

[Verse 2]
"No, I'm not cryin'"
"I got somethin' in my eyes, and"
"I've got tons of bitches and hoes, and"
"Need more time to attend to those, and"
"I was kiddin' 'bout the marriage thing, wait"
"Did you actually believe me when I said that?"
"Well, I was kidding, it was just a joke"
"I can't believe that you bought it"
"Hahahaha"
[Outro]
"Oh, I'm sorry, were you gonna say something? Because I actually have to leave now. Goodbye."