[Verse 1]
I'll never be a Roman
I'll never reach the stars
I was born too late for great wars
Too early for Mars
I missed train on the Renaissance
The same for sailing seas
And it's way too early for me to be
Touching the infinite, to atomize into a pure spirit
Sent to wander the cosmos and everything in it
No, I'm stuck here in between
Right here, right now, wondering what'd it all mean?
What did I get to do?

[Verse 2]
I got to buy a ringtone for 99 cents
I got to stalk ex-girlfriends on the internet
And get angry at strangers when they post online
'Cause they share true things that I don't like
So what, I missed the train on the Renaissance
We got chain restaurants
It's lighthearted dining with a theme (with a theme!)
Where anyone can go and be a franchisee
Where guests get the bread and the water for free
Just a family-owned and operated dream machine
With a theme