[Intro]
I've tried, tried, tried, and I've tried even more
I've cried, cried, cried, and I can't recall what for
I've pressed, I've pushed, I've yelled, I've begged
In hopes of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress!

[Chorus]
I've no more [sound effect] to give
My [sound effect] have runneth dry
I've tried to go [sound effect] shopping but there's no [sound effect] left to buy!
I've no more [sound effect] to give
Though more [sound effect] I've tried to get
I'm over my [sound effect] budget, and I'm now in [sound effect] debt!

[Ukulele]

[Pre-Chorus]
I strive, strive, strive, to get everything done
I've played by all the rules, but I've very rarely won
I've smiled, I've charmed, I've wooed and laughed, alas to no avail
I've run round like a moron, to unequivocally fail!

[Chorus]
I've no [sound effect] left to give
My [sound effect] fuse has just blown
I've been hunting for my [sound effect] all day but they've upped and [sound effect] off home!
I've no more [sound effect] to give
My [sound effect] rations are depleted
I've rallied my [sound effect] army but it's been [sound effect] defeated!
[Post-Chorus]
The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense!
I've exhausted all my energy, for minimal recompense!
The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall!
And I've come to realize that I don't give a [sound effect] at all!

[Chorus]
I've no more [sound effect] to give
My [sound effect] have flown away
My [sound effect] are now so [sound effect] off they've refused to [sound effect] stay!
I've no more [sound effect] to give
My [sound effect] have gone insane
They've come back round and passed me while they're [sound effect] off again!
I've no more [sound effect] to give
My [sound effect] have all dissolved
I've planned many projects, but my [sound effect] won't be involved!
I've no more [sound effect] to give
My [sound effect] have all been spent
They've [sound effect] off from the building and I don't know where they went!

[Outro]
I've no more [sound effect] to give!
I've no more [sound effect] to give!
I've no more [sound effect]!
I've no more [sound effect]!
I've no more [sound effect] to give!