Hello there! I’m just here for the swearing
I don’t much care what else you have to say
I don’t care about the clothes that you are wearing
Or the other songs that you have chosen to play

I’m not listening to the words, you constructed in rhyme
I’m unmoved by the chord that you have struck
I care not for the years you spent honing your craft
I’m just waiting for you to say F…

…Forgive me, I’m just here for the swearing
The other stuff’s a little overblown
I disagree with many of the sentiments you’re airing
They always make me want to roll my eyes and groan

Your political opinions are opposed to my own
But that’s usually not something I admit
But none of that’s important that’s not why I’m here
I’m just waiting for you to say Sh…

…Shall I explain, I’m just here for the swearing
Could you at least give me some small profanity
I’ve been waiting patiently all evening
And I want to go back home soon for my tea

I’m sure your other work, has some sort of appeal
But it’s not something on which I wish to take a punt
In fact I’d like to hear, you take it up a gear
It would make my day if you would say C…
…Could you please just swear!