[Verse 1]
Taxi driver
Be my shrink for the hour
Leave the meter runnin'
It's rush hour
So take the streets if you wanna
Just outrun the demons, could you?

[Pre-Chorus]
He said, "Allahu akbar"
I told him, "Don't curse me"
"Bobo, you need prayer"
I guess it couldn't hurt me

[Chorus]
If it brings me to my knees
It's a bad religion
Ooh-ooh-hoo, this unrequited love
To me, it's nothin' but a one-man cult
And cyanide in my styrofoam cup
I can never make him love me
Never make him love me
Love me, love me
Love me, love me (Ooh-ooh-hoo)
Love me, love me (Ooh-ooh-hoo)
Love me, love me (Ooh-ooh-hoo)
Love me, love
[Verse 2]
Taxi driver
I swear I've got three lives
Balanced on my head like steak knives
I can't tell you the truth about my disguise
I can't trust no one

[Pre-Chorus]
And you say, "Allahu akbar"
I told him, "Don't curse me"
"Bobo, you need prayer"
I guess it couldn't hurt me, yeah

[Chorus]
If it brings me to my knees
It's a bad religion
Ah-ah, oh, unrequited love
To me, it's nothin' but a one-man cult
And cyanide in my styrofoam cup
I can never make him love me
Never make him love me
No, no, ahh

[Outro]
It's a, it's a bad religion
To be in love with someone who could never love you
Oh-oh-oh, only bad, only bad religion
Could have me feeling the way I do