[Verse 1]
I wake up on broken glass
But you left your number
All the members of the cast
They reckon I was lumbered

[Bridge]
Did you steal it
Did you screw me
Did you peel it
Did you do me

Did you steal my money
Did you steal my money

[Chorus]
Are you out there Mr. no-one
Is my investment growing
Sorry that I got so drunk
But I wrote you a poem
Did you search me
Did you turn me over
While I cold turkey
On the sofa

Did you steal my money
Did you steal my money
How can we forgive a grievance
Now that we all live with demons

[Verse 2]
Did you know that poor old veteran
That you kicked out of his bed
Says that he cannot forget you
But he does not wish you dead
Just leave his gold watch in reception
And he'll keep the sixteen stitches in his head

Did you steal his money
Did you steal his money

Did you pinch my trainer football
Say if you half inched it
Thought I heard a female foot fall
While I washed my kitchen

[Chorus]
Did you use me
Oh why did I trust you
Why'd you abuse me
I ain't gonna bust you

Did you steal my money
Did you steal my money
Did you steal my money
Did you steal my money
Did you steal my lolly
It fell right off my lorry
Did you pinch my brass-o
Nick my gilt you asshole