WHAT DO YOU HEAR WHEN YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF?
THOUGHT YOU'RE DUMB AS A DRUM
BUT I LET YOU SHOW N' TELL
WALKED IN THE ROOM
AND YOUR BOUND TO MEET YOUR DOOM
I RECOGNIZE YOUR SOMEONE
WHO NEEDS TO BE EXHUMED
DASHING AND SMASHING INEBRIATED STYLE
YOU CUT YOUR THUMB ON YOUR GUN
AIMED AT YOUR LONELY SMILE

AND YOU LOOK SO ECCENTRIC
AND YOU DRESS LIKE JIMI HENDRIX
AND BEG FOR ATTENTION AND SURRENDER
AND YOU SEEM SO OBSESSIVE
AND YOUR TASTE IS SO SELECTIVE
AND I HAVE NO INTENTION TO REMEMBER
YOU’RE JUST A FLUB

WHAT DID YOU HEAR WHEN I INTRODUCE MYSELF?
YA THOUGHT I’M DUMB AS A DRUM
BUT I LET YOU SHOW N' TELL
WALKED IN THE ROOM
I WAS BOUND TO MEET MY DOOM
I RECOGNIZE I’M SOMEONE
WHO NEEDS TO BE EXHUMED
DASHING AND SMASHING INEBRIATED STYLE
YOU CUT YOUR THUMB ON MY GUN
AIMED AT YOUR LONELY SMILE
AND YOU LOOK SO ECCENTRIC
AND YOU DRESS JUST LIKE HENDRIX
AND BEG FOR ATTENTION AND SURRENDER
AND YOU SEEM SO OBSESSIVE
AND YOUR TASTE IS SO SELECTIVE
AND I HAVE NO INTENTION TO REMEMBER
YOU THINK ITS SO CONVENIENT
THAT YOUR BRAIN’S SO ANEMIC
AND YOU BEG FOR ATTENTION TO SURRENDER
AND YOU ACT SO FRENETIC
AND YOU REEK OF DIANETICS
BUT I JUST WONT REMEMBER YOU
YOUR JUST A SLUG

(SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP)