[Sample: Danny Dyer & John Simm]
Yeah nice one bruv, Yeah
Oh nice one bruva
Nice one bruva
Nice one bruva
I said nice bruv
Nice one bruva
I said nice bruv
Fucking nice one bruva
Nice one bruv
Bruva
Fuck off

[Verse 1: Jonny Dutch]
Dean Gaffney
We're all out, are you out with us?
Have a sip of that bruv liven up
Don't worry about the birds bruv we'll round 'em up
You got work tomorrow? Down your cup
Last in down at your local club
Gears about boys motored up
Don't know's about, it's all bookey now
Close your eyes you'll get opened up
Talk about setting the tone
As I walked in the door, man said mind how you go
No smile on his boat, wiping his nose
Right-hand man white as a ghost
Anyway bruv I'm all half-cut
What, double shot Dutch from the pre-lash fucked
Turning down a boot on the table
Mighta been fatal, I've had abit much
Out for a snout there's a boy screaming out
That the end is nearly here
There's a girl on a ketamine binge throwing up
In a bin on million fair
Fuck all this squad's in bits
Birds all look like militant brares
Swear down bruv militant yeah
What d'ya mean militant? Look at the stares
[Chorus: Jonny Dutch]
'Cos we were buzzing for the night before we came out
But the way the night's been
This ain't my scene
But we're still drinking 'til the last song
'Cos we were buzzing for the night before we came out
But the way the night's been
This ain't my scene
But we're still drinking 'til the last song

[Verse 2: Danny Graft]
Might as well tell every girl in the world
That you're gonna get fucked if you buy what I sell
Lie too well, can't give it up
Like the bit of muck Scott dropped in my cup
Smoke big dutch I like little t-ramps
Not in the morning girl what you doing
Better get going, you was always knowing
It's only something when the booze starts flowing
Back to the score, twenty on the door
Bird by the bar wanna have it on the floor
Chewing on my gum, she's chewing on my ear
All I tell her is The Manor gonna do it this year
Fuck bottles I'll have twenty pints
Gimme some respect man I'm paying for my night
Girls pay nuttin' and they get straight loving
But you take away the men would your event be alive
No chance back to the dance
Let a suit glance while I make the advance
One of these guys had five by his side
Then come and hit my guy right in the eye
I woulda hit him with a quick one-two
But the prick just moved and I hit my dude
Then the bouncers did what the bouncers do
So I went back with the chick I drew
[Chorus: Jonny Dutch]
'Cos we were buzzing for the night before we came out
But the way the night's been
This ain't my scene
But we're still drinking 'til the last song
'Cos we were buzzing for the night before we came out
But the way the night's been
This ain't my scene
But we're still drinking 'til the last song

[Verse 3: Scotty Stacks]
Oi you man I reckon this gaff's a bit moody
Tings are all butters and the fellas look bookey
I'm already clocking man are tryna screw me
Lookin' like there's suttin' that they wanna try do me
Staring at my Lou V, jealous of my Gucci
Leave him Res he's a wally, oochie
He ain't got a scooby
And his girlfriend's hairline looks like Wayne Rooney
Nose all bent and her teeth look goofy
Breast don't compensate for no booty
I'm on a wave like Newquay
And when your girlfriend see me, pum pum a' get juicy
Serving drinks in a plastic cup
Even the bouncers acting up
Can't have this bruv feel to slap this mug
But I'll 'ave it cos this tune a madness truss
This one's a madness boss
Used to bubble to this one in Patrick Cox
Used to bang this in the Vauxhall Nova
This one used to get dropped all over
Rudeboy the DJ saved my night
Just pull on my shades and rave all night
Rave on my own not a mate in sight
Still rave when they switch on the light

[Chorus: Jonny Dutch]
'Cos we were buzzing for the night before we came out
But the way the night's been
This ain't my scene
But we're still drinking 'til the last song
'Cos we were buzzing for the night before we came out
But the way the night's been
This ain't my scene
But we're still drinking 'til the last song

[Outro: Jonny Dutch]
The last song
But we're still drinking 'til the last song