[Intro][Danny Graft]

Okay... Graft, Right

[Verse 1][Danny Graft]

The game's playing pass the artist like a parcel
I think its gay so many people fucking arseholes
I'll be blunt, Tell him be a fucking cunt
But i'll be puffing blunts with a bird fucking cunt
I'm a lad boat
I don't want no aggro
I just wanna shag more broads
Than my dad knows
I just wanna neck bare becks like Gazza
Take the piss like [?] till the pitch [?] [?]
Tell em Oy Oy said Woy'Oy
I just got a bag of chips
And its all legitimate
Bish Bash Bosh, now i'm with a little slosh
I ain't braggin' but she's gaggin'
Just too give a little nosh
Fuck a brass bruv' I want one that's posh
But its 10 times the [?] and 20 times the cost
I'm still like the gunners 04 boss
Having words with the birds man
I'm never at a loss

[Chorus][Danny Graft]
I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3
I'm on fags, slags, piff, sniff and E
I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3
I do it for the MANOR
It's the lads army!
It's the lads army
Yeah It's the lads army
It's the lads army
Lads army
Fuck that [?] I just want Fanny
Girl wanna dick but she ain't no tranny
Girl wanna dance, I got the A'lore
Play on a bus but I ain't on tour
Coz' i'm on MORE! I said Fuck it I'm on Whores

[Verse 2][Danny Graft]

I don't get mad I get Richard
Switch'em like when i watch the box new edition
This game is in a fucked up condition
Man its a sham that this poo gets commission
But i got something up my sleeve, no wristwatch
I fuck your bird, then piss off
She's straight pissed off I'm like wait bitch stop
You knew the score when this game kicked off
And you can see me getting mouthy in my ?
If you chat shit when you don't know shit about me
Let a muppet doubt me, go on then shout me
Your fucking with a proper little alchy'
Bars like i'm a pupil the radio i killa'
I only wanna out-do the fella in the mirror
Stella's in my fridge
And ill be having them for dinna'
Holes in this bitch but the graft gonna fill her
[Chorus][Danny Graft]
I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3
I'm on fags, slags, piff, sniff and E
I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3
I do it for the MANOR
It's the lads army!
It's the lads army
Yeah It's the lads army
It's the lads army
Lads army
Fuck that [?] I just want Fanny
Girl wanna dick but she ain't no tranny
Girl wanna dance, I got the A'lore
Play on a bus but I ain't on tour
Coz i'm on MORE! I said Fuck it I'm on Whores

[Verse 3][JonnyDutch]

Oh, 3 uneducated slags
With 3 front like bonified lads
Sutin tells me that were gonna get it in Dan
You take your brothers room and bring a couple bin bags
Why?
Coz' its gonna get messy, got the meat, got the balls
Baby just bring the spaghetti
Sky Sports news up on the telly
Puffing dope inside my belly
Plus the brandy's got me merry
What's the deal, like are you ready?
Stop me if i'm wrong
Stop me if i'm wrong
But every lad that i know is on exactly what im on
I drink loud, make a stage, write a song
I must be down like half a bottle
But i'm still going strong
I told the girl, catch me if i fall
Get a coffee and a fag and try n prop me on a stool
And i don't remember names so tomorrow when you call
Bare with me a little bit whilst i organize my thoughts
[Chorus][Jonny Dutch]
I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3
I'm on stouts, yak, blem, green
I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3
Man I do it for the MANOR
It's the lads army! Weeeyah
It's the lads army
It's the lads army
It's the lads army
It's the lads army

[Outro][Jonny Dutch]
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