[Intro]
*clears throat*
Straight to the point you smurf, I've been cold since the Flintstones
Accurate enough to flick a Pebble at your lymph nodes
What would Scooby Doo? Check out once I check in
Bitch, I'm so fly that I downlook the Jetsons
Questions?
Ask know
I'm calm and ready
To hit you with random items like Tom and Jerry
Quicker than wacky racers
I'm a boss
You ain't a man at all
Hong Kong Phooey walking at the size of Jabberjaw

[Channel 01: Cartoon Network]
*clears throat*
Yeah
Okay Buttercup
I'd really hate
To burst your Bubble
But fuck it
With I, the only thing that's
Going Blossom is trouble
I'm out to rumble
Rowdyruffs
See I'm nothing to fuck with
I function for destructions
Touch mine and I go Fuzzy Lumpkins
Sicker than Ganggreen
I'm Him that goes loco
Fucking with three bitches
Like Mojo Jojo
Also you think it's a joke?
Ain't a damn thing funny
I'll make you look stupider
Than powerpuff bunny
Dummy
I'm power enough
Get courage you cowardly smug
Think everything between is sweet
I ain't been and sour enough
That's fine
Make you rewind like Aku
When I black
My movements are crack
And I'll cut you down
That's Samurai Jack
Slack
Nah, I'm known to get hostile
Hot flows, black eyes
Like sun glasses on Johnny Bravo
There ain't a Kids Next Door
That's rocking with number sixx
And no ben-Ten form
Has power such as this
Suck a dick
I'll leave you wanna stretch a drag
So you better stay hidden
Like Dexter's lab
Shit will get evil
Shit will get Grim
Darker than Mandy's heart
Wilder than billy
Once I begin
In this business
Is known that I'm renown when spitting
Often tops
Like the parents of Cow and Chicken
Cower before this
You'll never be ready
I'm out for more than quarters, boy
This ain't Ed, Edd and Eddy
This is real
I'm far from a Sheep in the big city
I'm a monster
Trick when it's sixx it'll get illy
I'll get busy alone
Though none of you bastards scare me
And my clique scary
Know that my friends ain't imaginary, fairy
Fairly raw, son
I do my job
Of leaving opponents stranded
Mike, Lu and Og
I'm a Don
Hence all I do, I accel' hard
Pulling up in something large
Megas XLR
Leaving you Puffy like AmiYumi
When I swing a guitar
Wanna know what happened to robot Jones?
I scattered his parts
I wanna shatter the hearts of those
Who doubt all my power
Cause in the booth
I ain't a rookie cooking boy
I ain't chowder
Now I'm on some shit
Where I snap if we tustle
Boy, shit will get uglier
Than Captain K'nuckles
So shut your Flapjack
Or I'll clap at a faster pace
And it won't be a secret
Like the saturdays
[Channel 02: more cartoon network]
I'm a symbiotic titan
When I'm in
I'm raising stress
Cause I punch with a fist
Big as Generator Rex
Ask your ex
I got a big bust
On her buns hard
And she gave me the chew
You'd swear I was a gumball
It ain't a thing
I'm the man y'all
I son you and your father, brother
Guess I'm uncle grandpa
This ain't a Regular Show
When I wreck a flow simply
All you hear is "OOOOOOHHHHHH"
Like Mordecai and Rigby
Don't get to testin' that
I can be angry as Benson
Cause I got Muscle Man
But that ain't even a question
Been on Total Drama Island
And I walked out with a mill
Had two twins catching cramps
But my nuts are what they feel
I'm fo' real
They get to droolin'
When they hear me speaking
They think I run this universe
And my name is Steven
It's killer season
It's spittin' an ether season
It's chew bubblegum
And handle shit easy season
I'm in the land of Ooo
But it ain't a nice thing
Getting sucked by Marceline
Colder than the Ice King
Hot as tempers
Coming from the Princess of Flames
N***as know that it's Finn
When they hear my name
That's game
I'm authentic
This is far from fake
My intent' is to leave
Y'all stretched like Jake
Flyer than Lady Rainicorn
On some shit you won't see, yo
I can put glitches in BMO
[Channel 03: Adult Swim]
Switch it up!
Yeah
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
Oh
Let's take it to adult swim real quick
Yeah yeah
This is adult swim
You little n***as can't rock with me
I can make your Master Shake
Like he's leading the Aqua Teens
Beat you to a Meatwad
Better take off
If our eyes lock
An uppercut will keep you off the ground
Like Frylock
Hotchop and get to poppin' shit
I suggest that you stop the bitch
A veteran known to walk holding metal
With no problems starting an apocalypse
See, all these other rappers out
Are new and frail
I'll make em see more blood than
An episode of "Superjail"
Put them underwater
So deep that they'll be in Sealab
And hit em with more clips
Than robot chicken believe that!
Watch where you venture brother
I'm holding a grid, diggy
Shoving this n***ah
With more arms than a squidbilly
I'm a family guy
When it comes to kickin' that raw
People in the Boondocks
I'll know to keep an Attorney at Law
Cause they're ain't no telling
What Imma do
Will this n***a cock and shoot?
Make a Home Movie insulting you
In the hospital
Running, I won't let you go
I'm making sure you diggy, bro
I'm punch drunk
You would swear I was sippin'
With Drinky Crow
I say it constantly
You ain't matching with me
I'll tear you apart
Till all that's left
Is like Assy Mcgee
With bars I'm a real killer
You n***as do not murder
Hope during your next meal
You' choke on Bob's Burger
Imma veteran cashin'
That'll get it in dash
And I'm so unpatriotic
That I hate American Dad
Now I have sex and ball
And go home when I'm through
With your braud
So in other words
I Stroker and Hoop
You're hopeless
It's true
Doper than a coked-up nose
I make heads go ghost
From Coast to Coast
You're feeling moral like Orel?
I suggest you back slow
Cause this shit you ain't gonna watch
Like The Brak Show
Brratt! Go!
Am I out for it all trick?
Bingo!
With a tad stranger approach
Like a season of Frisky Dingo
[Channel 04: Disney]
Now let me take this shit
Over to disney real quick
Only difference
This ain't for kids right now
So cover your ears youngin
Grown man bars
Even though it's about a kid show
*laughter*
Yeah
Okay I'm back and attacking
I stack it out of the tavern
To cause havoc
On the carpet
That came straight from Aladdin
If you hatin' then dash it
Make ya statement get passive
I'm antagonising everyone till the day
That I'm crashing
Taxing everyone
I guarantee no man will make it
You all get more spots than
101 dalmatians
Kick Buttowski starting
When I'm on this shit
All you fish will get hooked
And that's honest shit
Oh, blazin'
When I spit it
You gon' burn
Words that'll build up anything
Like Phineas and Ferb
Heard
You' sniffin' Snow White
If you thinking you spittin' at night
So your whole troop goofed
Thinking your writtens is tighter
Uh
I got that Pepper
And it's damn sure gon' singe you
Put a spin on this tale
Cut, skin and syringe you
This ain't no regular Ducktale
My ducks are mighty
My ducks will turn into Gargoyles
Your win's unlikely
You'll get X'd-Man
And your boys will get ethered next
Keep in check
I'm the principal
To your teachers pets
Soarin' with Darkwings
Women say I'm so pompous
But I earn my right to be at my wording
You're so Bonkers
About to Fillmore states
With the noise I make
And I'm so out of this world
I'm with Lloyd in space
Boy, you Doug funny
No man alive is hurtin' me
Third degree black belt
With strength that matches Hercules
No recess or playtime
You diggy, you're through
I come for money and your honey
That's Winnie-the-Pooh
I ain't saturday chillin'
When I say I'm a Weekender
I just end weak shit
A literal weak-ender
I'll have a buzz for lightyears
Though I ain't part of Star Command
You'll be sippin' a Mickey
If you' startin' fam
I'm from a proud family
'bout action like Kim Possible
Sippin' Brandy
And American Dragon
Bout Impossibles

[Channel 05: nickelodeon]
Now let's take this shit to Nick
Take this shit to Nick
Take this shit to-
Take this shit to Nick
Uh
Yeah
Yeah
Yo!
Rap game Otto Rocket
When all the rockets semi-auto poppin'
With a star that's Fairly Odd
That'll fuck your stance up
Till you look like Denzel Crocker
I'm a n***ah with a Modern Life
Not really
Genius with the floor
N***ah, I'm not Stimpy
More weapons than a Teenage Robot
And I know how to control
Each of them simply
I got mouthtraps for you Rugrats
Leave your whole zone chalk with a clipful
I'll be wrecking up the bodies
And lettin' off with a Tommy
And get everyone sleeping
Like Grandpa Pickles
Say "aaahh!!!"
Cause I'm a Real Monster
And "pause!"
I was born ready
Turning everyone into phantoms
When I'm steppin' in I'm snappin'
I'm smashing
Nigel Thornberry
Boy, I'm a mastadon
Destroy, I'll leave ya master gone
I'm coy
And I've mastered every element
You'd swear I was The Avatar
I'm Mighty B!
You n***as better back back
A boy genius with a blade that kills
I won't leave a Catscratch
N***ah, it's obvious you mad soft
You act hard
But your asses pussy
That's Catdog
My shit's straight up
KABLAM! n***ah
No need to let that heat spray
My style
Twice as sharp as the claws
On El Tigre
I'm quite the T.U.F.F puppy
Other dogs won't play with him
I'm out to run this planet
My mind state is Invader Zim
I operate to dominate
Take this warning son-son
Quit acting like a Fanboy
You and I ain't Chum-Chums
I roam the city
With a dandy cleaver
To piss you rodents off
That's Angry Beavers
Budies get cut
Your woman
Boy, I might sting her
And she'll jot it in her journal
That's As Told By Ginger

[Channel 06: nickelodeon part 2 and ending]
Let me show you that I'm out of my marbles
Use a head for a football that's Arnold
Problem
Giving me terrible stares
Getting ya shit stretched, Gerald's hair
Flares cannot shine
As bright as he
I ain't the king yet
But I'm the type to be
Like new seasons
I'm what they like to see
I taught Sandy to brawl
You wanna fight with me?
I dont think that's smart
You steady tryna steal my recipe
Now play your part
Or the part
You better have a change of heart
I'll be in heaven with a woman
Chillin' playing harps
I'm actually nice
I'm known to be a rapping beast
Look at me and see a star
Like Patrick's anatomy
There ain't noone I ain't matching yet
My style is flawless
Yours is like Squidward on the clarinet
I'm the livest yet
The day you beat me is the day
Spongebob gets a perfect score
On his driving test
Ms. Puff gets married
Garry walks on two feet
Mr. Crab gets generous
And gives Plankton the recipe
In other words
It ain't happening
Let go of hope
I'm harder than Larry the lobster
And these claws do choke
I'm on some other shit
Smooth n***a with a dumb flow
You couldn't fix my problems
Setting your belt to Wumbo
I'm in the cut
Keep first aid, fam
Bars dirty as the enemy of Mermaidman
Menacing as Man Ray
If you dare to act up
Get smacked up
Cause my shit's hotter than Professor Magma
I'm that nice
Get the taste of regret
Of you battle me
I only did this after taking a bet
It's sweet victory