The Living Tombstone
Dog of Wisdom [Blue Version]
[Verse 1 - The Dog]
Hey, hey look at
Hey, look at me right now!
I am going on
An adventure by myself!
And then, then I
Will not stop, for nothing at all!
And you'd better believe
'Cause I got nothin' better to do!
What? What is that?
What is that thing right there?
I should invite him to come with me to space!
We're off, we're ready
To get to space night now!
Come with me, my friend
Let's go to freakin' space!

[Chorus - Dog of Wisdom]
We're in space, and it's not a pleasant place!
There's no oxygen and the meteors will hit you in the face!
Hey! Watch out! There's an alien in his car!
If you hit him he will yell at us and then sue us in court!
I think we are so freakin screwed in here!
I've been turning at the steering wheel, but nothing seems to change!
I, I want, I want my mommy right me now!
I can see an upcomin' astroid and our ship can't move at all!
[Verse 2 - The Dog]
Oh, a whoopsie
I just transformed the moon!
Hey, it's too big
For my little mouth!
I think it looks, much better
Much better than what I did
Because, I made
A giant freakin' ball!
Oh, the cops are
Coming straight onto us!
Hey, let's ditch this ball
For another one!
Hey look, it's too big
For our little mouths!
And that's how you know
It's not actually yours!

[Bridge - The Dog]
Hey, they're onto us
Can't you go faster?
Hey, you see that thing?
Let's go straight for it!
'Cause I think, that our Earth
And we'll be safe!
Hey friend, we made it
And in one piece!
[Chorus - Dog of Wisdom]
Hey, we're back, and the moon's no longer black!
I bet many people are mad at us for acting as we did!
I, don't want, to go to big, scary jail!
I've done many things within my life, but that is my first time!
I, will not, not ever confess to you!
I will never confess for something that I didn't actually do!
Hey, look at, look at my cutie doggy eyes!
And tell me who's the one who is lying to all of you guys?

[Outro - The Dog]
(Barking)