[Sam]
He walks the night

[Sam & Bill both]
He does not care if it's wrong or right

[Sam]
He feels alright
He’s looking for a fight

[Bill]
Hey, Mr. Pikachu

[Both]
How many Pokémon did you kill today?

[Bill]
Small yellow murderer, there's gotta be better way. (Hey!)

[Sam & Bill both]
You don't have to catch them all
In your little Pokéball
You don’t have to be the best
That no one ever was
You don't want to be the next
Dead Pidgey in his Pokédex
You don't have to catch them. (Eyy!)
[Sam]
What kind of sick, sick man

[Both]
Just beats up on Pokémen?

[Sam]
Do you have undiagnosed
Issues with your dad?

[Fat Pikachu]
"Daddy no!"

[Bill]
A Jigglypuff that's been treated rough
A Lickitung with a punctured lung
A Wobbuffet, you cut off its head
A Mr. Mime with renal failure

[Mr. Mime]
"Oh, no!"

[Sam & Bill both]
You don't have to catch them all
In your little Pokéball
You don't have to be the best
That no one ever was
You don't wanna be the next
Dead Pidgey in his Pokédex, no!
You don't have to catch them. (Eyy!)
Don’t kill, don’t kill
Don't kill no Pokémon today!
Don’t kill, don't kill
Don't kill no Pokémon today!
Don't kill, don’t kill
Don't kill no Pokémon today!
[Sam (overlapping)]
(No~ Pokémon! Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't go away!)
[Both]
Don't kill, don't kill
Don't kill no Pokémon today!
[Sam (overlapping)]
(Pokémon!, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't go away!)
Don't kill, don't kill
[Both]
Don't kill no-
[Sam]
Don't, don't go away!

[Sam & Bill both]
You don't have to catch them all
In your little Pokéball
You don't have to be the best
That no one ever was
You don't want to be the next
Dead Pidgey in his Pokédex, no!
You don't have to catch them
[Bill]
You don't have to catch them
[Sam]
You don't have to catch them
[Bill]
You don't have to catch them
[Sam]
You don't have to catch them
[Bill]
It's not very effective!
[Sam]
You don't have to catch them
[Both]
No!