[Verse 1: Sam Haft]
"Hey, man, I have an idea"
I said that last time, but this one will be the big one
The one that will make us
I bet the vlogs will be calling me a genius
Hold on, I just got a new one
I like it better, I know it will be done next week
If I do not waste time
Count down the minutes 'til I miss this deadline

[Chorus: Yoav Landau]
I just can't wait to die, oh
I just can't wait to die
I just can't wait to die, oh
I just can't wait to die
I know I should be fine and
I cannot tell you why
But I have lost my mind and
I just can't wait to die

[Verse 2: Sam Haft]
Work hard, get my shit together
I'm overwhelmed and I'm under the weather
This month or maybe the next one
You know I've been busy, I promise it'll get done sometime
You've gotta believe me
It's not my fault that there's so much on TV
Sleep in, I'm wasting my twenties
Maybe I'll quit and just work at a Wendy's
[Chorus: Yoav Landau]
I just can't wait to die, oh
I just can't wait to die
I just can't wait to die, oh
I just can't wait to die
I know I should be fine and
I cannot tell you why
But I have lost my mind and
I just can't wait to die
I just can't wait to die, oh
I just can't wait to die
I just can't wait to die, oh
I just can't wait to die
I know I should be fine and
I cannot tell you why
But I have lost my mind and
I just can't wait to die (Die, die, die)

[Bridge: Sam Haft]
But then some days, feeling one way
The clouds part again, then the day ends
And it's gone
(And it's gone, and it's gone, and it's gone)

[Outro: Yoav Landau]
I just can't wait to die, oh
I just can't wait to die
I just can't wait to die, oh
I just can't wait to die
I know I should be fine and
I cannot tell you why
But I have lost my mind and
I just can't wait to die