[Verse 1]
Ayo it’s me Hanukkah man
Breaking in to your house, just because I can
I’m not taking you kids, I’m just here to say
That I can beat Santa any day
That fatty swoops in, stealing all your cookies
He says ho ho ho and gives you toys and goodies
So tell me whatever he does right
And why he gets praised every Christmas night
Please don’t call the cops, I don’t want no trouble
Tell me why you let him in with his belly like a bubble
Nobody knows me that’s plain and clear
But why does no one see me when I appear?
I got the belt buckle, I got the hat
Even gaining some weight and looking fat
Nobody knows me not even the Jews
And it’s making me feel all sad and blue

[Verse 2]
You know I’m Hanukkah man, what? Hanukkah man
Doing things I can sing like no one can
I’m invincible, I’m a masterpiece
My ass discrete like nobody’s as complete
It’s getting on my nerves that no one hears what I say
When I try to advertise about every single day
It’s just really hard to be alone
To be sad and lonely like you’re all on your own
[Verse 3]
Now I come up to you, the Jews, asking who
But what do I know and now I feel like a fool
It’s true that no one knows who I hanukkah am
And damn, no one even likes my Hanukkah jam
It’s so sad, not glad, it’s making me mad
I used to be rad, now all I am is sad
It’s a miracle whenever fatty Santa comes around
But when I’m in town, I’m just getting you down
It’s Hanukkah dawning on me like Hanuk-honesty like honestly all of me’s just feeling all anonymous and
This cruelty is new to me you guys are all just Jews to me and still it’s all just a wall that just keeps on a booing me

[Outro]
I’m clinically depressed cuz no one knows my name
I’m clinically depressed cuz no one knows my name
I’m clinically depressed cuz no one knows my name
I’m clinically depressed cuz no one knows my name