[Intro: Lil P, (Big Bird)]
Yeah, 30 minute song
End my life
Just... kidding...
(Just kidding, haha!)

[Verse 1: Lil P]
Made a song in thirty
Playing ping pong with birdies
My verse is always long and wordy
Y'all be quaking and y'all ain't sturdy

[Pre-Chorus: Lil P]
Have a nice day
I want my pay
Cowboy like hay
You live near Back Bay
Have a nice day
I want my pay
Cowboy like hay
You live near Back Bay

[Chorus: Very Smurt & Lil P]
We made a song
Thirty mins
Y'all bad
You eat skins
Like a shark
I got fins
Y'all just own
The worst inns
[Verse 2: Very Smurt]
Hi, hi, my name is bye
I said "hi" and I am a guy
We made a song in thirty minutes
We made a beat in, like, flirty minutes

[Outro: Very Smurt]
I sit in a chair
You have a scalp that has no hair
Haters all be waiting and we hating on the haters
Y'all waiters