[Intro]
Yuh, here we go
Very Smurt
Fourth take, my verse
"A Grand For A Stand", let's go

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
Smurty Boi, y'all know I'm a cinematic masterpiece
Hotties coming up to me and they be like "your ass is neat!"
Hell yeah, it is, and baby if you wanna hit it
You can come and take the Smurty Test, and maybe you could win it, ha!
Baby, I was leet from the beginning
I was always winning
Y'all know y'all be finna spinning
Y'all know y'all be finna sinning
Y'all know I just keep on getting better
Make 'em wetter
And you need to understand that I wear hoodies, not sweaters, yo!

[Pre-Chorus: Very Smurt]
A grand for a stand, a grand for a stand
I'm finna break up all y'all's band
A grand for a stand, a grand for a stand
I'm finna pop your thyroid gland

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
Paying 1K to keep my monitor up
I'ma keep wasting my money, I ain't never had enough
I'ma buy all the cars with the wireless ports
Finna meme you up in life, finna meme you up in sports
I keep racking up my money, yo, I rack it up in millions
And I keep staying Very Smurt, yeah, I keep staying brilliant
I'll keep making these fire singles, no more shit like "How."
I'ma buy a ton of stands, it's only one thou, yo
[Verse 2: Big Bird]
Yo, Apple, what that, a thousand dollars?
I can't afford that, no I ain't no baller
I ain't got all that money just lying around
That crap isn't funny, do I look like a clown?
The price of that stand is ludicrous
The whole Apple brand is tumorous
Although I love Apple, don't get me wrong
I do like to dabble, so I'm singing this song
A Sonicare toothbrush times fricking ten
So what's all the rush, I'm not a businessman
Not all of us are rich, we can't fricking afford that
It's quite a sales pitch, but everyone left the chat
I ain't buying this, don't waste a paycheck
Like c'mon sis, this ain't so high-tec
No I'm not gonna lie, it's a little pricy
But why even try if you don't look icy

[Pre-Chorus: Very Smurt]
A grand for a stand, a grand for a stand
I'm finna break up all y'all's band
A grand for a stand, a grand for a stand
I'm finna pop your thyroid gland

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
Paying 1K to keep my monitor up
I'ma keep wasting my money, I ain't never had enough
I'ma buy all the cars with the wireless ports
Finna meme you up in life, finna meme you up in sports
I keep racking up my money, yo, I rack it up in millions
And I keep staying Very Smurt, yeah, I keep staying brilliant
I'll keep making these fire singles, no more shit like "How."
I'ma buy a ton of stands, it's only one thou, yo