[Intro: Very Smurt]
Smurt, let's go
Kuricha Clan diss feat. the whole Gang Gang
Not until I hear the Smurt scratching of the head, let's go, yuh

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
Kuricha Clan, now you hater's got a clan?
Calling up Dan cuz you know you ain't better than
Even got a plan to beat us and our gang, man?
You're the Undertale player, and I'm fricking Sans
Kuricha, nothing really rhymes with Kuricha
It's a stupid name, it be lame, we'll impeach ya
Yeah, that's right, I can rhyme anything
We the kings, stop or we gon' do our finna thing
Y'all brave for not giving us a rave
If you keep throwing waves
We gon' make your clan our slaves
Y'all can try, but y'all know we got the best spy
Y'all are shy, now y'all can't even be our backup guys
You try'n steal our stuff, but McScruff said 'enough'
He be tough, you don't wanna see him when he getting "ruff"
Have you even begun?
Thought this battle would be fun, hun?
Y'all the fricking haters, and we 'bouta make you done, yo

[Verse 2: Lil P]
No one's in your crew, you're new
You already blew it
Boi you turning blue
It's like a military coup
Stuck like glue, shoot like pew
Eat some goo, lick the bottom of my shoe
Kuricha is a dumb name, you will never get fame
You're whole clan is aflame
By the end you'll be maimed (?)
You're always making false claims
You have super bad aim
You're like Gang Gang but lame
You are super mega shame

[Verse 3: Da Real Meme]
Da Real Meme, back for another diss
Y'all don't got no flanker-anking bliss
Y'all always smell like cheese, like swiss
You are bad like Chris
Y'all a baby, you stink and drool
You are a ghost, y'all be ghoul
You made a clan just to make you feel cool
You thought you could steal our tool

[Verse 4: Lil Big Peen, (Lil P)]
Lettuce, lettuce, lettuce, beep beep beep
Dubstep Splatoon, y'all are weebs
Y'all got bodies, y'all have heads
Y'all ain't dinos cuz dinos are dead
I bet y'all eat a lot of beans
IDK why, I don't know what that means
Y'all watch screens, and don't eat greens
Y'all just think you're queens (but you're not--)