[Intro: Narrator]
Very Smurt
'Year One = Year Done'
Featuring Lil Creeper

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
Yuh, year one, year done
Finna dropping the puns
We got a whole new album, now we having the fun
Earning money by the tons
Knitting coming undone
Put a dollar in the box cuz Jerry slipping on the Cinnabon
Now here we go go go again
Performing Heard Island, going places I never been
Staying up to date, gotta stick with all the mega trends
Yo I’m way to cool I don’t even need no friends
Down in the basement it be ladies galore
That’s the only reason I ain’t sleeping on the first floor
Not cuz Karen’s stuff is down here, no, she a wh***
Cuz I was the one who didn’t want it no more
When the haters hear my music I be shocking em down to the core
No one ever hasn’t given me the best score
See you again, I am ‘bout to go to war
I be scared, J Cole, never done this before, no

[Interlude: Very Smurt]
Never done this before
Well, I mean, we have cuz it's an album
But, ya know, whatever, it's nothing...

[Refrain: Very Smurt, (Narrator)]
Year one, year done, Lil Creeper’s verse
Y’all know the mellow vibe is a ‘bouta turn worse
In my first rap, I barely cursed
I guess I’m the nice nurse (3)
And Creeper’s stealing your purse (2, 1, go)

[Verse 2: Lil Creeper]
I'm try'n to make a puff with that cream (?)
I know that everything that glitters ain't gold
It says right there in Shrek's theme
I mean I ain't ever really been Toad (?)
I swear (?) 20 on a roll of D (idk wtf he's saying)
Media, you ready or not?
(IDK) Tell me in the comments what you got
Am I on the clock?
Gamers, let's go, haters upon us
Area 69, it's time to respawn us
New MC, got to avenge (?)
Tied to a pit of lava

[Verse 3: Very Smurt]
Yo Very Smurt back for my surprise second time
It’s only half as long, wait that’s what she said, ha ha
I’m sorry in this one I can’t fit as many rhymes
So let’s cut down
To the trucking point now
This track starts the album which starts your day
Talking to my boss like, I want my damn pay
Attracted to men, now I be bringing out the gay
Not rapping in the intro is now a cliche, yo