[Intro]
Why is all Christmas music, in something like Charlie Brown for example, always so jazzy? Like Frank Sinatra made loads of jazz, and he was famous for Christmas music!

[Chorus]
2019 rap it up like a present
People try’n to diss me, they gon’ miss me, I’m in heaven
People memeing on me, like chill boi, it’s Christmas
Ask me “why do you diss me?” well sorry, it’s just business

[Verse]
I just got my tree
Hater picks it up throws it right at me
Luckily, I got powers of a god, I deflect
But I don’t think it had the same effect
He just broke my ornaments, those were all glass
So I go Fricking Deku and I meme upon his ass
Smurty Boi, idiot be dealing with a great
He gon’ make the naughty list if all he do is hate, yo

[Chorus]
2019 rap it up like a present
People try’n to diss me, they gon’ miss me, I’m in heaven
People memeing on me, like chill boi, it’s Christmas
Ask me “why do you diss me?” well sorry, it’s just business

[Outro: Gang Gang Brian, (Gang Gang Dan), [Gang Gang Billiam], {Gang Gang Edna}]
Rest in peace, Smurty Boi, R.I.P. So, merry Christmas to all and to all a good night...
(Rest in peace, Smurt, I really miss ya. It's just so sad, ya know? So, uh, merry Christmas and to all a good night.)
[Rest in peace, Smurt. Ugh, it really sucks not having you at the office. Yeah, rest in peace, Smurt. Now, man, merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.]
{OMG Smurt, like, rest in peace, dude, I can't even believe that you're dead now! It's just like... so crazy, and we are all, like, worried for you and whatever. Well, ya know, um, merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Eh--}