[Intro]
Ayo bois, Smurty boi
Back here again to talk about the one moment that a lot of us tend to go through
Very sad ballad, let's go

[Verse]
I got up this morning, got up to go downstairs
Then I saw my parents staring at me
There must have been something in my hair
And then I ate my breakfast, and went to go brush my teeth
But when I looked in the mirror
I saw why they were staring at me

[Pre-Chorus]
Ay, ay, ay-y, a-y
Ay, ay, ay-y

[Chorus]
And yes I think that I got pink eye
I gotta stop wiping my ass with my hands
And yes I think that i got pink eye
I guess I'm one unlucky man

[Outro]
Bom, bom, ba-dom, ba-dom, ba-dum...