Timothy DelaGhetto
The Rap Battle 3 [Parody]
[Intro]
Once again, we back, it's Primetime Rapping
Today we got the two
On two
We got two new challengers, Chunk Dirty
Give it up for these two
The main man, the people we really came for
Mute Spittah and Supa Hot!
(But I'm not a rapper)
Let's get into this coin toss
Y'all ready? Call it in
The air
(Heads)
You know what that means, Chunk Dirty y'all first
[Verse 1: Dirty (and Chunk)]
Uh, nah you ain't ready man
Uh, man we don't want to go first, this stupid
(That's a lot of like, um, what's that stuff man? It's a whole lot of that shit)
Pressure!
(Yeah n***a, it's a lot of that. What he's sayin'. It's all up on me. I don't like that homie, y'all go first)
Alright, you start us off right
[Verse 2: Mute Spittah]
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[Verse 3: Dirty]
Yeah, see it's Chunk Dirty, that's Dirty Chunk in Spanish
I'mma hit you so hard, you gon' need a bandage
I got yo girlfriend at my house, eatin' my swag sandwich
[Verse 4: Chunk]
Look at you
You ain't got no swag here, here, or there
I got way more swag than y'all
I'm like a big ass swag bear
[Verse 5: Dirty]
Im 'bout to slice you up, like a slice of pizza
Guess who I met last week though? Wiz Khalifa
(Wait a minute, you met Wiz?)
Yeah, yeah, we was at Walgreens picking up some Pepto Bismol together
[Verse 6: Supa Hot Fire]
Check me out
I never leave the house, without my brodies
I never go swimming, without my floaties
Me versus Chunk, who's better (Chunk Dirty!)
He's a liar. What's the right answer? (SUPA HOT FIRE!!!)
[Verse 7: Mute Spittah]
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It's on y'all Chunk Dirty
[Verse 8: Chunk]
I got it
You might be supa, but I'm the hot one
I go to the toilet, I take a hot one
And I eat pockets, hot ones
You got some?
[Verse 9: Dirty]
I don't think so, but I'll pick some up at Costco
Cause everybody knows, that Costco keeps the cost low
My flow is gnarly, you can't top that
ICarly, I watch that
[Verse 10: Supa Hot Fire]
Ice cream trucks, I chase that
Two shoes, I lace that
Chunk Dirty, I dump that
Justin Bieber, I bump that
Glasses jacket shirt man, I call me Winner
And after I win, I eat my dinner
But I'm not a rapper