[Intro]
Alright, okay

[Verse 1]
It's guys like you, baby
Give the boys a bad name
Keep your hands where I can see 'em
Keep them far away from me

[Refrain]
Be my bedside boy
Come to my room
Come between my thighs
Put a record on

[Interlude]
Woop woop
Alright, okay

[Verse 2]
You have a world of your own
Ba ba da da da do
Such a ba ba da da da do
Ba ba da da da do

[Refrain]
Be my bedsit boy
Come to my room
Come between my thighs
When you play the guitar
[Chorus]
So head on home to her, honey
Just be glad we didn't kill anybody
And I swear I'll never tell anybody
You were always looking at yourself in my mirror
So beat it I'm bored of it, get out son

[Verse 3]
We'll be squealing like animals
When I'm on my knees
I'm desperate and I hear you're liking me

[Refrain]
Be my bedsit boy
Come to my room
Come between my thighs
When you play the guitar

[Chorus]
So head on home to her, honey
Just be glad we didn't kill anybody
And I swear I'll never tell anybody
You were always looking at yourself in my mirror
So beat it I'm bored of it, get out son

[Bridge]
Think you're such a badass
Think you're such a rat
Think you're such a rebel
Da-da-da-da-duh
Da-da-da-da-duh
Think you're such a badass
Da-da-da-da-duh
[Refrain]
Be my bedsise boy
Come to my room
Come between my thighs
Put a record on
Be my bedside boy
Come to my room
Come between my thighs

[Outro]
I'm pure platinum
Got the disc at home
Why do I feel so bad
That you're on your own