They call him Mr. Outside 'cause he don't care
Mr. Outside, he's just havin' his fun
Mr. Outside, he's just looking out for number one

Well, Mr. Outside, all your money and your power
Won't help you come the dark hour
When kingdoms crumble to your feet
You're left another thief out on the street

Mr. Outside, yeah, he don't care
Mr. Outside, he's just having his fun
Mr. Outside, oh, looking out for number one

Dark glasses and money for hire
(?) and high-tension wire
He got long dark, dark Cadillac
He got pretty little little girl in back

Mr. Outside, oh Lord, he don't care
Mr. Outside, oh, he's having his fun
Mr. Outside, he's just looking out for number one

Mr. Outside, oh yeah, he don't care
Mr. Outside, he's just having his fun
Mr. Outside, he's just looking out for number one
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Oh little baby got no diamond ring
You cry cause you ain't got no pretty things
Them pretty things babe just look dumb
You gotta take 'em when they come

Mr. Outside
Oh lord he don't care
Mr. Outside
Oh has his fun
Mr. Outside
He's just looking out for No. 1

Mr. Outside
Oh yeah he don't care
Mr. Outside
He's just having his fun
Mr. Outside
He's just looking out for No. 1