[Intro: DJ EZ Dick | Jewell]
(Oh, baby, do you)
That's right, that's right, do yo' thang baby, do yo' thang, huh
(Smoke enough, smoke enough, smoke enough) Ahaha, yeah
(Smoke enough bud?)
And it don't quit, but, bitch, please get yo' hand off my grip
(I gotta know) Now that's right
And it don't stop right here on W-Balls, nothin' but a come up
The real Macadoshis, the real McCoy, that's right, DJ EZ Dick
This one is strictly for the pimps, players, true money makers
Nothin' but a players ball right here on W-Balls, pimp fun under the sun
That's right, we doin' it live with Soopafly, Too $horty, and my main man Doggy Dogg

[Verse 1: Soopafly]
I had this bitch locked on to me like she was way too clever
Man, Soopafly never ever ever
Fell for the do-low, and you know I'm
Too swift on my toes and it gives a pose
It's too much for me to be givin' to you
Uh, all I'm givin' is some dick in you
Now she agreed (Uh), I told the bitch to blaze the weed
Now she blazed it (Uh), but that ain't all she blew
Hey, I got knocked off on the bar
In my room, got knocked off in the car, uh
Gave it to me until I reached my peak
Baby flipped, talkin' 'bout lovin' me in the week
I said, "That's too damn quick and that's too damn fast
You've been givin' up too much cock and givin' up too much ass
Nah, nah, nah, you ain't gettin' me like that"
Soopafly ain't even called the bitch back
Ever since she tripped I went on one
Stepped in the club, caught me a home run
Baby was bad and all, she said, "Give me a call"
I wanted to break that bitch like a law
Picked her up at the bus stop, she was soft and smooth
Talkin' 'bout what could pop out and hit the groove
Then she said somethin' about the cost
Man, that same bus stop is where I dropped
That bitch back the fuck off
You can't ride my bird, so I kicked that bitch to the curb
You best to believe (Uh)
You ain't got no trick up your sleeve that can get with your weave
[Hook: Soopafly]
You thought you had my grip
(Now, check this out, you horny trick ass biatch!)
But Soopafly never ever slips
(Oh, man, I'm way too cool, girl)
You thought you had my cash
Nah, baby (That's my money!)
'Til I turned around and whooped yo' ass
Like a pimp, and that's for real

[Verse 2: Snoop Dogg]
I came through in a zoot suit, pin stripe, lookin' too cute
Tryin' to get my shoot on, so I'ma scoot on
Over to the next bitch, say her name is Texas (Texas)
She fly, but she wasn't the sexiest
She had a ho with her named 'Bama, short for Alabama
A big bad mama jama, now look here
I like big bitches ('Kay), 'cause they large (Uh-huh, uh)
And big bitches always take charge
Wanna grab a skinny n***a like Snoop Dogg
'Cause you like it tall, go and work it, baby doll (Baby doll)
Now a great big girl got a hell of a grip to grab a hold of
Got a lot of cash for a little love
All they wanna do is take you down to the mall
Floss a little bit and get a T-shirt that say, "Ms. Snoop Dogg"
I don't see a goddamn thang
That's stoppin' you from buyin' me that goddamn ring
It'd look nice on my finger, I'ma buy you a zinger
'Cause you make me feel like a real hip hop singer
Your homegirl, bring her, 'cause I've been dyin' to meet her
You know I won't cheat her, don't mistreat her
She only get the dick, I'll never ever eat her
But I'll drop her ass, 'cause you know I don't need her
Shit, it was fun while it lasted
You know what they say, "Big things come in small packages, baby"
[Hook: Snoop Dogg]
You thought you had my grip
But Snoop Dogg never ever slips
You thought you had my cash
Until I turned around and whooped yo' ass
Trick biatch

[Verse 3: Too $hort | Snoop Dogg]
I said, biatch, what are you smokin'?
A big fat dick comin' from East Oakland
There must be some kind of misunderstandin'
Hit the parking lot, bitch, I'll be standin' by the Benz
You think a n***a rich, bitch
Gold diggin' tramps tryin' to get with this dick
For all the wrong reasons
N***as ain't trickin' durin' pimp season
But you still jumped your fast ass in anyway
If any other n***a picked you up, it'd be payday
I rolled to my house with the bitch
What'd you do, $hort? Introduced her mouth to my dick ("How you doin'?")
Glad to meet ya, make yourself comfortable
You fuckin' with a dog, bitch, you ain't finna come up, ho
So you might as well enjoy the ride
And serve this n***a from the Eastside (Eastside)
Not much for the game that I'm sellin'
Ain't no tellin' like Jack told Helen
I know sex sells, but I'ma tell you though
Can't spend on shit that ain't valuable
Fucked all night, woke up the next mornin'
Told her, "I'm a pimp," but the bitch kept on
Wantin' me to do somethin' for the time she spent (Hahahaha)
It's funny, 'cause now she can't find the rent money
[Hook: Snoop Dogg | Too $hort]
You thought you had my grip
But Too $hort never ever slips
You thought you had my cash
Until I turned around and whooped yo' ass
(Check this out) Trick biatch, biatch

[Outro: Too $hort]
I got family members, homeboys
Motherfuckers I look out way before you