Too $hort
Ain’t No Bitches
[Chorus]
Ain't no bitches like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it don't stop, bitch
Ain't no bitches like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy "All I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot it don't stop

[Verse 1]
I'm the super player, I got women everwhere
I know you love a square, I don't care
I still get it, anytime I want to
Call her at the house, I think she said "come through"
I'm coming, everytime I see her
That's what I'm doing, I can't believe ya
When ya tell me, shes all yours
Cause when I have her on the floor, down on all fours
She said its mine, and that's for sure
If you come around when I'm near, you gotta go
Cause you don't nothing bout this ballers work
When we was players coming up we knocked all the girls
And now I just go out and take my pick
If you gotta enough game you can take my bitch
I won't hate you, try to clown, I'll put you down
Cause I got women all over this town
[Chorus]
Ain't no bitches like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it don't stop, bitch
Ain't no bitches like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy "All I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot it don't stop

[Verse 2]
You couldn't be a betta player then me, you ain't got enough game
You couldn't take her from me, you ain't even have a chance
Not with me in the picture
You even got the last dance to see what it could gets you
Nothing, broken hearted and lonely
Cause when its over, shes going home with me
Five foot nine short hair big booty
Looking like the leading lady starring in a movie
Fly crib, mercedes benz
She loves n***as like me and my shady friends
And when we hang out, dont count the champagne bottles
Thinking I'm drunk, I don't play game lotto
I put the game down from the start
And you ain't nothing but a dumb ass mark
She started teasing when she saw the red carpet
What did you say n***a "Get ya ass in the car bitch"
[Chorus]
Ain't no bitches like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it don't stop, bitch
Ain't no bitches like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy "All I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot it don't stop

[Verse 3]
Hoochies, cheerleaders, groupies, beer drinkers
High class stuck up hoes, that getting real freaky
Laywers, nurses, police women, teachers
If she's a top notch, I keep her
Tall ass models, skinny and shit, big tities, short and thick
All complexions, different nationalities
Pimp game from from east Oakland, out to Cali
Keep 'em teenage to middle age, is she paid
Cuz if she ain't, what can she make
If I see a bad bitch I ain't fin away
I'm gonna holla at her, I can't discriminate
It's not about the sex, not all the time
Cause I'm trying to get in her mind
Like when ya stand and just stare at the ocean
I help ya manage your emotions, bitch
[Chorus]
Ain't no bitches like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it don't stop, bitch
Ain't no bitches like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy "All I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot it don't stop

[Outro (spoken)]
Ain't no bitches like my bitches, I know ya think ya gotta lotta hoes n***a
And ya probably do, but there's one fact that'll always be true
You couldn't be a betta player than me n***a
Life is, life is too short, so keep trying n***a keep trying
Numba one, player of the year, player of the decade
Player of the century, player of the mothafucking millenium
And his name is too $hort, bitch